this is deeply relatable as someone who has not seen the 2005 pride & prejudice but Has seen bride & prejudice and pride & prejudice & zombies. honestly i never want to know what’s a result of the zombies

i hate an “is that your real name” bitch. of course it is, i paid good money for that shit and i don’t want to know the questions that follow if i say i chose it

i have a vampire wife. dnd is so beautiful

sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY

marking my calendar 🙏🙏

“weird and bad” like the last thing i posted on here not like,,, violent and racist but i hope that’s obvious

also all of the “well the energy of bluesky is ____” posts completely ignore that social media is always indicative of who’s posting on there. if you want the vibes to be weird and bad like twitter, just make weird and bad posts

sack o’ sauce in a can o’ meat… that’s what i call my… haha… y’know, my… well, heh. let’s just say they wouldn’t be called horses anymore

up to the reboot in my x-files watch and it feels wrong to just watch it immediately but i’m not sure i can wait 14 years either

‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ coolest guy ever

i’m so glad you understand 🙏

on x-files s9 e19 and mulder just showed up and i went “hi!” in the same voice i use when i see a dog in public

WAHHHH HIIIII

thank you thank you 😌😌💕

oj, a young white butch presenting person with short brown hair is dressed in a white sleeveless t-shirt in their bedroom. he’s got one hand raised touching his hair and is looking directly into the camera

feeling very cute and butch today despite my hair not wanting to cooperate At All

fell down the rabbit hole of people customising blythe dolls and now there’s a demon in my mind telling me to make dolls of all of my dnd characters

mom said it’s my turn with the autism

it’s very fun to me that my dad and i will always do the skeleton twins dance to nothings gonna stop us now considering he has. absolutely no idea what that movie is about

Everyone be normal to me challenge

Jfc cis people, we really fucking need you on this one. Barring people from accessing bathroom facilities is barring people from public life, and if they succeed here they’re going to move on to barring them from every other possible place.

Call your reps please.

lady at the grocery store said she liked how i organise the reusable bags and keep them in good condition. okay? kiss me on the mouth about it

do you guys think jesus would have an emotional response to vienna by billy joel

Posting this to help spread the info to those who deleted Twitter and don’t check Palestinian accounts:

There is a fake Care For Gaza account here!
The screenshots are from the official Care for Gaza Twitter account.

The Bluesky fake is @careforgaza.bsky.social

doom patrol 🤝 mouthwashing

comics of that bandaged guy

Please dont stop talking about Palestine after you move here. Something that concerns me about the move to bluesky is that the Palestinian accounts cant follow us... its already having a serious impact on their fundraisers :(

here are fundraisers to support, starting with my sponsor family: