If I've got my maths right, that's 600g per person! Seems mad to me but I'm all for it! 👍

52 tonnes?!!!

Second best again. Too many long term injuries, too fragile confidence, too much reliance on one way of scoring. Can't argue with that.

Second best but still in it. I suppose we should be grateful.

Amuse bouche for the day ahead.

FA Vase finalists AFC Stoneham's badge is dreadful.

Massive respect to this commentator on ITV. He's done the entire 120 minutes on his own and hasn't been annoying or boring. Great work. 👏

6 points from the last 15 games. But, err, yeah, they could. 🤷‍♂️

Great to see Phil and Grant have got a decent job after the car lot went out of business.

Sp*rs fan on the radio talking about season ticket prices - says he's currently on £600 per win this season. 😱

The power shift is off again, sorry.

Feels like a bit of a power shift going on in North London right now.

Football fans don't care what people say and do.

Arteta forging new paths for the future of football. This one's called Create No Chances. Radical.

I think I've got a solution to this Straits of Hormuz thing. Iran lets their friends through and the US lets theirs through. Everyone's a winner! 👍

Leeds 2-0 up. They're almost certainly gonna win now. United fans may as well go home.

I reckon 30 points is plenty. Just leave it there and see what happens. 🤞

Offside.

I mean, seriously? This is what football needed? I'm sorry but this fucking ridiculous.

Italian neighbour teaching his kid how to do stepovers. Probably best to stick to the basics for now, lad.

Bournemouth's bench includes a T. Adams and an A. Smith. Retro.

Went to see Romeo & Juliet at the Harold Pinter theatre yesterday and I would like to give credit to this astounding bit of merch:

@tuesdayclub.bsky.social New quiz just dropped.

An Easter miracle.

A game that kicked off at 4.30 finishes at 7.35.

24 minutes of injury time in this game so far.

The team that loses the boat race is called "the runner up". 🤣

I don't suppose it pays very well but I reckon I could have a go at being a half time football pundit.

"That was a good cross"
"Look at the movement"
"What a good finish"

How am I doing?

That's what my 4 year old* calls TikTok.

*I haven't got kids.

Playing “Dirty Cash” at half time at Stamford Bridge.

Couldn’t make it up.

Blimey - funding. For cycle training. Wonders will never cease. I've been working in the industry for more than a decade and the money comes in pathetic drips and drabs. It'll never be enough but this at least *sounds* good.
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