TMZ headline DR CONRAD MURRAY 'I HELD MICHAEL'S PENIS EVERY NIGHT'

Hope the MJ film has this spinning into frame like a front page about racketeering in a 1940's crime flick.

Sensible centrist types can clutch their pearls all they want about things like “punch a terf” but then you see a terf say something so vile and openly hateful that actually a punch is the very least they deserve.

First one I ever had tasted like it was coated in washing up liquid and put me off for life.

Not actually that keen on pizza crunch, tbh. It’s too greasy.

Being a bit of a debbie downer atm but I'm tired & ✨I just don't think wealthy celebrities should get to baselessly doxx and libel random members of the public & get away with it scott free purely because said member of the public is in a minority that the celebrity personally finds icky✨

They just cannot leave her alone, can they? Evil ghouls.

It’s so horrific lol

Watched the latest Stuart Millard vid on 80s ads and scared myself with the number of old jingles I still know off by heart from childhood.

The french: get over here and explain yourself, noncechops
British gvt: ...we're banning phones from schools and making 40yos hand over their ID to DM on Bluesky, The Radio 6 Of Apps, what else do you want us to do about it?

I'll be honest with you, people don't like Keir on the door but it's not over this Mandelson thing. They don't like him personally

Great news boss, this Mandelson stuff isn’t cutting through on the doorstep because they already think you’re a cunt

Oh that’s a good shout, I’ll try that!

I did think about getting a humane trap but that’s more for the cat’s benefit than the mouse’s. Also, you release them and they just come back :/

I’ve got a couple of lethal traps set up in places the cats can’t reach but mice can, I’ve loaded them with peanut butter but not caught anything yet! I’ve had a couple make it indoors and they get chased about (one was killed by the cats but another managed to escape).

Also really need the gap fixed but trying to get someone to come and fix it is proving very difficult!!!

At least if the cats eat the cheese instead, worst thing that will happen is diarrhoea.

Have identified a floorboard gap where the mice are getting in, can’t leave a trap cos of nosey/stupid cats who’d be more likely to injure themselves so I’ve just let a little bit of cheese outside in an attempt to lure them out to get chased about by the cat.

It becomes clearer by the day the sole reason she backed the No campaign is cos the independence movement hurt her feelings as an English person living in Scotland. Just a really shallow and self-absorbed person.

People are being rude to you cos we are absolutely sick of seeing the popular narrative everywhere that she’s some saintly figure who just wants to protect women and gets horrible abuse for it, when the reality is very different.

Go and spend five mins on her X feed, you’ll see plenty of examples.

Last time I saw what she was up to on X, she was calling all trans women mentally ill perverts. So excuse me if I think people - including lawyers - being “exceptionally rude” about that nasty, evil old cow is fine actually and I hope to see more of it.

It is important to keep in mind that a lot of the natalist panic in the West is in response to a successful feminist push to reduce the rates of child rape.

(Teenage girls are statistically most often knocked up by adult men. I think the average age is around 23.)

A small white and ginger kitten sitting with its back to the viewer. Text above its head reads “no talk me I angy”

Think it will be more like this:

I keep saying you can’t chair a meeting and take minutes at the same time!

Yes you are a bigot. You lot show total contempt and hatred for trans people and still whine about it when people call you bigots and transphobes. Just admit you hate trans people and then fuck off back to X cos you’re not welcome here. 🖕🖕🖕

Yes I agree, you’re very creepy.

Another one for the blocklist @hedgehogsafety.bsky.social ☝️

Joanne won’t see you bravely defending her like a good white knight on this website and she doesn’t care if you live or die, just fyi x

So did Savile.

Haha!