“I love the Stanley Cup Playoffs” I say as I dry heave and cry

Hahahahhaha I love playoff overtime

I would love to know what the trigger was on that, like the very last actual straw

Agreed I find that such an improvement

Whoever styled this has my eternal thanks

A spliced photo of human teeth that is insanely disturbing

Yep, he’s gonna go offffff

Good god this Tampa core STILL

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

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I need to print some posters for a forthcoming event.

I still hear Bruins and see Marchand

👀👀👀👀👀👀

Same! Except the embroidery kits I bought to do during hockey this season are still sitting two feet from me.

This is so so sooooo important. I’m just now learning the power of keeping things for yourself 💜

Nope! First time I’ve seen it, but I haven’t been on much.

Oooooooooooooo good for you!

Or co captains at least

Also without going into a Whole Thing…I’d be fine with the C going to DeBrincat.

Wow it looks gray and cloudy

(Joke for pics not loading)

I definitely feel it’s important. Detroit has zero muscle and it shows.

Watching this game in particular just puts all the things wrong with the Red Wings in bas relief.

Obligatory Corey Perry skeet

So essentially no work is getting done in the fine city of Buffalo?

A fine romance!

Goddamn I want this for them so bad

Ooooo that sounds kind of amazing—is it potato crust?

If Coachella can have Picture in Picture why can’t ESPN

Ahhhhh round one, how I’ve missed you.