We had one at BBC Cornwall to deter the car park seagulls. It failed miserably but then became our football team mascot until tragedy struck…

At least we’re talking about Paterson’s stunning goal today and not another dire refereeing display #PUSB

Bob Fleming; Guns
#thefastshow

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Penzance Prom just after sunrise today. Beautiful #Cornwall

Found a pile of Sky Blues Central League team sheets from the 80's. Glorious memories of watching the Reserves when the first team were away including seeing Oggy when he was a Red #PUSB

Take a good book and be sure to claim your expenses

You mean you are scarred

Quite the accolade as I’ve barely been on air in the past 2 years😁
HNY!

You are not alone. They drive me nuts too!

It hasn’t become my go-to site yet but it’s a lot calmer than X with way less weirdoes and nut jobs. I had a look there earlier - still too many angry people arguing with themselves over nothing. Life is too short for such nonsense 😁

Argyle are going defensive with six at the back this afternoon #PUSB

Thank you! Merry Christmas to all of you at Cornwall Libraries too😁

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Dutch Headwind Cycling Championships | 5 things you need to know

We kriehen sturm! 🌬️
Forget the Tour de France: the Dutch Headwind Cycling Championships will be held on Dec 7! An 8 Bft storm will blow on the 9 km long Oosterschelde dam, and 300 racers will battle it on city bikes. We'll be there with the Geology of Shit Weather!

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Frank Lampard got up close and personal with our leaky defence today. Lots of work to do on that but if he can fix it I reckon confidence will return to the side. Right now the midfield look terrified #PUSB

Glad I’ve got a ticket for Saturday. Good luck Frank! #PUSB

Which County Championship fixture are you most looking forward to? 😄

#WeAreSomerset

A mate of mine had a sporty Samba. It was so flimsy it was scary

Talbot cars were horrid but the kit was superb

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Rhubarb

Banana Splits all day long

Word of the Day is ‘gwenders’, from old Cornish dialect: a disagreeable tingling in the extremities (or no sensation at all) due to extreme cold.

The best thing about working from home is that my office chair is just fifteen paces from my bed.
I must leave in a moment.

In keeping with the new found calmness of this platform here’s a picture of still peacefulness to start your Sunday…

Mounts Bay from Penzance Promenade just now.

Not Wordle related I know but ‘Catchfart’ is still my word of the week.

I’m with you. Turgid football sucking the life out of the club season.
Can we go back to international football on Wednesday nights only with highlights on Sportsnight after 10?