well guess time to go to bed

hghgjjfjj scrollingy dear long lost friend
my hand never hurts as hood as with you

hello fellow kids how do you do on them socialist mediums?

to social media that is
i have 30 mins and nothing to do and this is the last social media app i have installed (as of deleting reddit while writing this s k e e t to make it sound better)

uhggghhhggh relapsimg

interpretative dance

I recently made a comic complaining that NASA refuses to listen to my good ideas for improving the Solar System (xkcd.com/2750).

To my delight, NASA’s Science Mission Directorate has sent me an actual expert panel evaluation of my “flatten the planets” proposal! Sadly, they decided not to fund it.

starstuff

aso ne hab die jetzt alle so in menschenklamotten vir augen also dass halt ganz normal uni ist aber es sind halt alles krokodile

sehe es vor mir

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ich war auch kurz so verwirrt

jack-crow-lantern

homosexuals always say “be gay do crimes” until someone like george santos actually tries to live that life

nrw so trautig dass harte braune rechteckige kekse dass größte glück sind

yes I‘m into BDSM

Bark Bark woof woof
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Meow

ah yeah that really sucks then

wenn das weiß ist ist das wahrscheinlich kein schimmel sondern myzel vom pilz selbst, pilze schimmeln meist grün oder blau oder werden nass, riechen faulig etc. ween sie schlecht werden

Got bandanas for both BIRD and FOX lovers !! 🦊🐦‍⬛

a picture of a mailbox with signs posted around it that say “DO NOT USE BIRDS NESTING”. Two baby birds are poking out of the holes in the mailbox

An illustration of two angry baby birds in oval shaped-slots, one poking out with its beak open, the other cast in shadow and frowning. Drawn on a yellow background with blue ink

DO NOT USE that is their HOUSE

✹ You Are a Self-Made Element ✹

ist man wenn man dich lieb hat auch katzenliebhaberin?

✷ Phantom Synapsis ✷

Nothing makes me more dysphoric than a cis person trying to validate my gender

because we kinda introduced it to you

adoption has it's benefits

gwahhh