a cartoon of spongebob with the caption " omg how did you get so funny " ALT: a cartoon of spongebob with the caption " omg how did you get so funny "

Crashing out on a Monday night is so on brand for me. My brain always makes me remember my trauma at the most inconvenient times ✨

As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.

The show “Younger” on Netflix is actually really good I hope more people go watch it so it gets renewed 💃

Would’ve death glared them

Which one tho lmao

I will die on the hill that hybrid work is superior. Like 1-2 days in office, perfection. You get to have some social interaction, out of the house, get things done that are easier in person. Then the rest of the week you can work on a schedule that works best for you.

Do you have ADHD? I learned it’s really common for people who do to feel this way lol

Why oh why did I sign up for Pilates at 11 all I wanna do is go home and toss on my pajamas and couch rot until bedtime 😴

Give em a call on Monday and ask them for an update. Let them know you’re hoping for it to be done before the 27th for the battle. Sometimes they’re able to prioritize depending on their other items

At least both my hockey teams are on the same page. Expect them to lose, but if they win, much excitement! 😅😂