Whoever it was that bought my first five books in one purchase…thank you!

That was pretty cool.

#monday

I'll be at the Halfway to Halloween festival in Riverside signing books, selling unique merchandise.

Maybe l'Il be wearing a hat. IDK.

May 1, 2, and 3. Easterween?

A sunny place for nightmares.

#horror

I’m told I used to research memory.

#writing #thinking #dreaming

You see, the "A" is really a subliminal vote of approval. But it may not work now. I've inadvertently exposed and ruined it.

#craftbeer #magichour #A

Me: Knock knock
You: Who’s there?
Me: April
You:
Me:
You: I’m not doing this today.

#aprilfoolsday #humor

April Fool’s Day is for people who still play tic-tac-toe and tell knock-knock jokes.

Just kidding.

#aprilfoolsday #humor

Yeah, I feel like, in a way, our reality has become nearly unbelievable. My books aren’t quite as dystopian as yours, I could assume. But playing with these ideas is fun!

One of my favorite parts of creating The Omnist universe has been blending it w reality.

A pop-up version of Consumia's Spiritual Emporium will exist again at Halfway to Halloween in Riverside May 1, 2, and 3.

#books #cosplay

One summer, little 11 yr old Robby listened to Detroit Tigers games on the radio while sorting baseball cards, drawing players (like Kirk Gibson), and building a toothpick Tiger stadium.

That was the last time they won the World Series.

In a totally not superstitious manner, here are photos. #mlb

Pho cafe, I love you, but even after all these years, I feel you don’t really know me.

#pho #fortune #fortunecookie

The universe dressed me.
I expect a lot of music posts today.

#thecure #music #spotify #80s #90s

New favorite joke:

Customer walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Why the long face?”
Oh, and also the customer is a horse.

*Elliott Kalan.

It’s an example of setup for an unfunny joke, but it’s hysterical to me because it subverts expectation that a worn out joke be told correctly.

#humor

Indie books for indie thinkers.
Support indie authors!
Holidays.
Planes, trains, and automobiles.
The introvert’s secret weapon.

#shopping #reading #writing

Think I could write CrossFit smut?

“She wanted to do lip pushups off his face and air squats on his hips.”

I suspect the answer is “No.”

😉😛

#romance #spicy

A procrastinator nickel and dimes time until they’re broke.

*posted, poor, after 2 pm

#writing #broke #procrastination

If I rerecorded my voicemail greeting to just say, “Stop,” would that reduce robocalls?

#spam

I’m guesting on the reviewx2podcast (The Review Review) next month to talk about the movie Being John Malkovich.

I’m curious if there are other podcasts that would like to have me and my six-book series as guests.

Tips!? Recs?

#podcast #interview

The Soul Phone Collector: Book Six of the Omnist Series Amazon.com: The Soul Phone Collector: Book Six of the Omnist Series: 9798989408108: Weldon, Rob: Books

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I love this time of year: dried leaves, spices, hot cider, baseball playoffs…and Halloween.

I wrote this over a year ago, but it fits the season.

I just canyon’t…

#piercing #clickbait #tldr

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Horror Con LA 2025
Part I

#horror #halloween

A sign. A man. A town.

#california

Mostly Human, Mostly Cat: Book Two of the Omnist Series Mostly Human, Mostly Cat: Book Two of the Omnist Series [Weldon, Rob] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Mostly Human, Mostly Cat: Book Two of the Omnist Series

I love when the ‘Zon puts one of my books on a sale price. Maybe it’s due to increased traffic from Horror Con?

#books

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Curious if any of you will be attending Horror Con LA this weekend?

#horror #horrorcon

Vocabulary of The Omnist series, part VII:

Who are Executive Saints?

Regular attendees of Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium—Consumerians—who “level up” their status by paying monthly subscriptions.

#bookseries #spirituality

Show a pic from the 90s:

Too-skinny, baby Rob, early 90s, and 50 lbs lighter.

Also, I forgot that shirt existed.

#90s