can't smoke what i don't have :(

hell yeah. "yeah but his coworkers lost their jobs"

reconstruction will employ a lot more.

i'm not gonna.

warzone is the only mode i like and i'm not taking up that much space for it.

how the fuck is she a finance writer.

she's me when literally anyone starts talking about shit i don't care about.

i like how they got her to be kind of a dick like marsden was 🤣

not with the numbers of respondents those polls gets, it's just that this country has stupid fucking idiots in it.

he has 7 social media people. and they're all fucking shit at their job too.

are they not speaking korean? checkmate.

and this isn't even aramex it's nzpost.

And as expected, the wrong courier picked up the wrong parcels at the shop, and now i'm probably not going get my drug that i am addicted to delivered until monday because some dipshit courier can't read.

also while there are the standard recorded messages while calling nzpost, they're also very clearly using synthesized speech models to castigate you and warn you to "be respectful to our call centre staff"

and then got hung up on. So that's cool.

Called the shop to enquire about my parcel that has had a tracking number allocated, they were like "Well it's been picked up, that's weird", called nzpost, they're like "Enter the tracking number", so I did, get "I'm sorry, I didn't get that, please enter the tracking number", did that

maybe i should make muffins

i still don't think those 38% of people who responded that way to a stuff poll should be allowed to vote.

Stuff poll asking "What's the best thing nz can do to reduce reliance on foreign oil" with options being "drill for our own fossil fuels", electrify fail, subsidize electric vehicles, big renewable projects

screenshots showing 38% for the drilling and mining, 7% for electrified rail, 15% for subsidizing electric vehicles, 41% for big renewable projects.

This country is fucking stupid. I'm not kidding when I say that 38% shouldn't be allowed to vote, or be out in public unsupervised.

oh man i read that way wrong several times.

that guy, not this guy who is me.

also you kind of need drugs to cope with the shitty people who treat you like dirt on their shoes. like this guy.

I can't order more weed until next week so i don't care if the hurricane kills me.

i just get mad, and that's why i till vape.

"External hard drive" implies that i bought a computer that wasn't fit for purpose and didn't have enough storage sophie.

could someone remind me to go get groceries before the hurricane?

oh i'm supposed to do something?

All except the wisconsin one because I hate fennel.

well that's not particularly surprirsing.

worse, iq isn't real.

alternatively, "they're using arabic numerals, that's clearly somewhere in the middle east"