WIFE: *cutting sandwich* do you want half of my sandwich

ME: sure

WIFE: which half

ME: no the sand half

A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN." Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.

Whatever you do,

Meowscarada entertains kids with magic tricks.

The Digital Circus finale was made with TheAmazingAthiest fans in mind as the target audience.

Batman breaks a gun and exclaims, "THIS IS THE WEAPON OF THE ENEMY. WE DO NOT NEED IT. WE WILL NOT USE IT."

GenAI memes used to dunk on the enemy are still GenAI memes.

You read this thru the end, you step back to take in the whole picture, and go "holy fuck."

A drawing of a realistic dog wearing a tie saying; "I need to lock in and prove that I am capable. I need to be taken seriously." While a drawing of a cartoon dog says; "I need to stay silly and whimsical lest I lose the very essence of myself." Perpetrating an endless cycle

Endless cycle

If the President or Congress can take away freedom at the stroke of a pen ... how much freedom does the Constitution really give the American people as an inalienable right ... when it can be taken away so easily

We need to protect freedom of all Citizens ... or we never had it to begin with !!!

New cycle detected

Good morning 😃

The cartoon of the guy saying “say I am alive” to a computer” and the computer says “I am alive” and the guy replies “Oh my god”

Every credulous buffoon in Tech Journalism:

Prime Minister of Spain Pedro Sánchez:

“The Government of Spain will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they show up with a bucket.”

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Jeff Bezos' Editorial Board Calls Trump's AG Pick, Who Lobbied for Amazon, 'Qualified' The Washington Post's editorial board gave a thumbs up for Trump's attorney general pick Pam Bondi, who previously lobbi

Jeff Bezos' Washington Post editorial board endorsed Pam Bondi as a "qualified" and "serious" pick for Attorney General.

Nowhere in the endorsement did they mention that she's a former Amazon lobbyist.

Another reminder that billionaire control of our media is a threat to democracy.

personsonable me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU miaislying Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean? personsonable decay exists as an extant form of life miaislying That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

Don't know about Twitter, but this is my favorite Tumblr post

Anybody know anything about collecting Pokemon cards? I need help determining which cards I need in a master set :c

#pokemon #pokemontcg #windandwaves #tradingcards #tcg

oh, so just because i was unpleasant, argumentative, and presumptive, you're gonna BLOCK me?!

unfair

Sent you a request on Discord to inquire about a commission. :)

Tumblr post by lovergf: haha nooooo don't recreate puritanism under the guise of progressivism because you don't have critical thinking skills like for real!!! stopppp haha Reply from erikalynae #i fear we may have girlbossed a bit too close to the hays code

You gotta be vigilant

lmao

In the most recent episode of The Amazing Digital Circus, the low quality Ralsei from Tenna's intro was used as a reference for a shot. And also the Asgore "Driving in my car" meme was used as a placeholder asset on a computer screen.

Benjamin Ryan @benryanwriter Fresh off her loss to Daniel Biss, 48, in the Democratic primary for Illinois' 9th congressional district, progressive influencer Kat Abughazaleh crowd sourced tips on turning 27. "I'm trying to enjoy the time I do have," says Abughazaleh.

new personal scandal just dropped and it’s just the fact that I Have A Birthday

this has to be one of the most asinine articles I've ever seen

In the Ultrakill level 8-2, there is a boarded-up hidden room which plays a track that is a homage to "Home" from Undertale. In in the files it's called "Undernap", the Undertale 10th Anniversary stream had a song called "Ultranap" which uses drum samples as a nod to Ultrakill.

Just got WiFi, what’d I miss?

No one wants to say it but the Minneapolis protesters won

Another Mario Titans screenshot, Mario is in a swamp/lake village and is walking on top of a giant lilypad, he also appears to be wearing the Hammer Bros. suit from Super Mario Bros. 3

Screenshot from the Kung-Fu Panda game of Po standing in a very similar lake village environment, note the similar positions of the houses and lampposts on the boardwalk

The Mario Titans guy came back on Twitter and one of the screenshots they posted appears to be (I kid you not) a level ripped from the Xbox 360 Kung-Fu Panda tie-in game

I think my favorite part of this suit is where the guy who was suing because Afroman said he fucked his wife said on the witness stand that he did not know for sure that Afroman did not fuck his wife.