Easy to claim.

Did you call the cashier “brother” repeatedly then rip off your top?

See this guitar?
See my hand?

Depends on the size.

(Add your own grower/shower joke if required.)

But we're so nice!!!

WHAT!!!

But they have told us they are innocent! Why would a rich person have reason to lie?

Try not to think about it too hard.

I miss nude camping 😭

Hmm… maybe Trump isn’t as popular as he keeps saying he is…

I think it’s been rebranded as The Country Near The Gulf Of America.

He’s from the movies that didn’t keep the real continuity.

Don’t skip! Post you in another country

At the Temples Of Angkor in Cambodia wearing an official Archaeologist Hat™️.

I’ll miss your pictures ❤️

We are extremely grateful.

Optimism.

I thought it was Saetin!!!! Weird.

…well, maybe a LITTLE exaggeration…

Yeah - I’m pretty jealous.

Ugh…. Just because it’s the one all the fans and critics think is good….

😜

M Nights REAL Last Airbender.

The good one I hope.

I actually love London, which might be illegal as an Irish person.

The statue was suspected of throwing stones.

What I mean is that everyone who consumes any kind of media will already have that negativity about themselves in their heads, so taking off your clothes and being seen won't come easy to most people I think.

This is it - everyone is so busy worrying about being judged, they hardly have any time left to judge others.

Alpinkacorn.

Pretty much ALL advertising is just telling us that we aren't good enough.

AlexOnion.

Excellent choice.

Would you mind terribly if I made this my bio?

I consider him the anti-Liz Truss.