nah, we flip a coin for the acorn

I’ve seen it, it’s great

GNOME SHOW (Pilot) YouTube video by Cas van de Pol

i came across a brand new cartoon about a plucky little gnome finding himself in a confusing world. there was a frog in it at first, but he disappeared after the first act, which left me greatly disappointed.

NSFW/15 minutes

thx

Literally me :v

just barely

Using a federation starship transporter to insert poptarts into a man’s brain

The preferred sexual lubricant in america is hamburger grease

to the tune of "Livin' La Vida Loca":

gno way, it’s too deep in the ground

A glossy purple capped mushroom grows from leaf litter in the forest

Rise and shine! It’s time for crimes!

I did last nite too heh heh heh

Henry VII overdosed on weed, confirmed

that would be fitting , can’t happen soon enough

when “it” does finally happen. what do you think the cause of death will be?

my guess is he chokes on a KFC chicken bone.

my posts are like a viral meme stock. very volatile, theres good days and bad days, a few people might benefit a bit, but 98% of you are gonna be very disappointed. also i took $5,000 from your uncle.

dr euss book cover for the cat in the hat, but it says the cat in the CHAT, and its a pfp of my buddy, who is a cat but not the same as the original cat.

whats up budddddy @coffeecat.tgirl.gay

we are fruiting bodies of a network of consciousness in the same way mushrooms are the fruiting bodies of mycelium networks

all fae do

heard you like em thicc
#ThickTrunkTuesday

hole,

need

to

dig

hole

secretly

to hide my acorn

teleporting to elm street to be tormented by freddy

hell yeah, im not the only one

the monsters under my bed are goblins and they lick my toes all nite

that’s the way

casting a spell that makes you very silly in an evil way

comforter alone is nice and simple

so stoned i just said sheets confuse me to someone cause they do, when there’s a sheet under the comforter it get all tangled up and I end up throwing it to the floor, so yes, sheets do confuse me