Just saw a Grandma sneak a little rip on the vape before walking into Walmart, and I gotta be honest, she looked Sick As Hell.

went to a haunted bowling alley and the tv showed one of my greatest fears everytime i missed a spare

Swipes off half my face and then says it’s because I was moving.

Me: ouch, I got a tiny little sliver in my finger.

Guy who really needs to justify his excavator purchase: hold still!!!

Mad Men is such a good show that even if you removed everything that happens outside the office it would still be top-ten all-time.

Logging into the asbestos to drink some leaded gasoline.

Whenever I spot something from far away I think about how good a hawk I would make.

Just saw a boomer try to pay for gas at the Tim Horton’s part of a combination gas station/Tim Horton’s. This person likely holds a position of power and makes decisions that affect my life.

A photo of The Count from Sesame Street.

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I want to work in muppets but I don't want to work 9-5 so we all need to support The Muppets enough that they're forced to add an extra shift (to keep up with demand) and then I'll do night muppets.

Showing off my objects, my curiosities, and the second walkie-talkie that I hope will one day be hers.

Her: You swore you were done conquering!

Me: I am!

She angrily pulls the sheet off the table to reveal it’s a map.

I think that’s when your logic is sound but there’s an element to the subject that you’re unaware of that would change your opinion if known.

I might start calling balls and strikes when people say stuff. If you make a good point, I'll say "strike" but if I think your statement is below your intelligence, I'll say "down and away." When you're too close to the subject to be objective, you get an "up and in."

Real audiophiles listen to blank tapes and the pops and crackles are their jazz.

I’ve been thinking about how fast Brent counted backwards. Like finding out the raptors can open doors.

Thank you. I cannot prove it, but I believe my whale training helped contribute to a better result.

A drawing of the island from the movie Shutter Island. The rocks look perilous.

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This is what happens in your dishwasher when you cancel the cycle.

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She keeps poking me with a hairpin and says I can’t have the antidote if I don’t follow her instructions :(

I can tell before you even cut that thing open it’s only fit to hold soup.

It’s one of the royal breads.

I’m the guy everyone is scared of. I’m the guy who will mock you if you screw up a sourdough on your first try. Even if we’ve never met, even if you keep it a secret, I will know.

I explain that the fist-sized hole in the wall was from the night Princess Diana died, and I keep it there so I never forget my hatred for the bastard king.

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The gum in my car isn’t frozen anymore. Spring has sprung.

If they don't want me getting stuck in the lobster traps, why do they keep filling them with delicious herring and mackerel?

Showing an alien my drawings. I drew one of him and he likes it.

I think the riding the worms part of Dune is silly but the becoming a worm part is correct.