I didn’t realize Victor Zsasz made music now. #oscars

Bought some calendars for my kids, upon close inspection when we got home they are all AI art. Fucking disgraceful.

Maybe he can take on a Firefly story?

My wife just pronounced Freecycle as freesicle like she was saying popsicle and it’s really bothering my neurodivergent brain. This one of those “chose your battle” moments I should just ignore right?

On my iPad there is an icon that opens the app drawer like this. Is there a way to get this icon on the iPhone Home Screen? Having to swipe through all my Home Screens to get to the app drawer is annoying the hell out of me.

Beavis and Butt-Head go to Silent Hill

I have always been an Android phone guy and I just got an iPhone 16 Plus. Let’s see how much I like it. So far I’m struggling with the interface in general, nothing feels intuitive.

I am seeing a few suspicious looking bot accounts following me so if I don't follow you back say hi to me here and I'll follow you back.

Oh is this is why I have so many new followers in the last 24 hours.

Oh this is why I have 20 new followers haha. Thanks.

Wow. Went to work today and came home to 20 new followers.

I did that this year, I didn't regret it BUT I did end up back on windows because I just don't have the time to maintain a Linux system. Unfortunately, programming doesn't come naturally to me so I was updating and reinstalling more than I was actually playing games.

"You will be visited by three spirits."

The spirits:

I know that people get mad when they mess with great movies...But what if they remastered The Polar Express? Use the same MoCap and keep it shot for shot but just redo all the characters to bring it to modern graphical capabilities. Not doing stuff like Lucas did but more like a video game remaster.

A photo of two men, taken with a fish-eye lens. They are tinted slightly orange. It’s an extreme close-up of their faces. They are both wide-eyed with wonder, and the one on the right has his mouth agape.

Back in 2000, I made my first holiday card. I’ve skipped a couple years along the way, but it has been a fun annual tradition for the last 24 years. Here’s a thread of (almost) all of them. This will go on a while, so feel free to mute the thread.

It all started with this photo:

Imagine being the parent of that kid and wanting to save or even frame this on your wall.

When was that again? I'm having trouble picturing it.

I've been looking too but can never find one worth sticking with.

Watching the second episode of SNL from the first season...It's weird. 12 minutes in and Paul Simon has performed 3 times and for some reason Randy Newman appears and performs a song.

Man how did I miss this show. Sounds right up my alley. Especially back then when I was actively addicted to WoW. And it had Jon! Jon has to be the funniest person in the FrogpantsVerse. Really bummed I missed it.

....and another thing.

😂

I was really hoping we'd have a woman as president before we had one from South Africa, but here we are.

I won't be as far north thankfully but still gonna be cold as hell in Oakland County.

Haha and I'm moving back there in January.

the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image

also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*

Classic.

Nothing too specific, I was born in 84 so was too young to really remember when it first came out. But as I grew up it was always something I would see on TV and was in love with the giant floor keyboard. I watched it for the first time all the way through at 14 and loved the whole thing.