we used to have blobjects now we have mobjects 🤦

the mind’s eye is the demesne of rotating cubes, just as various catchy earworms call the “mind’s ear” home…

mentally pronouncing “gender” with a thick Australian accent to microspike my cortisol

Cumstayne is opening for Muddle of Pudd! I hope they play “Frig”!

I used Shazam to discover “Frig” by Cumstayne.

they’re cashing me ousside 🔜

Cameron's directing career began in 1978. After borrowing money from a consortium of dentists, he learned to direct, write and produce his first short film, Xenogenesis (1978), with a friend. Learning as

sometimes you wake up in the middle of the night having to pee so bad while still being too whelmed by sleepiness to get up that you enter a strange hypnagogic pee realm for what seems to be 100s of hours

cannabis makes the stoner's heart sing

bust this dust. like "bless this mess". bust this dust.

Fort Wunty

i worked at a computer repair place like 20 years ago and they had to fire this guy, a big long haired metallica type dude, because he got pissed off at a laptop and threw it into the drywall like a huge shuriken

my name is Legitimate Target

The Artemis II mission concluded with a successful splashdown and all astronauts recovered... as well as an emaciated rescued Gayle King. "What came back with Katy Perry wasn't me," she rasped. "You have to kill it, for all of Earth. Kill everyone it's touched."

Everyone stop making fun of Bluesky failing "because it's vibe coded". It's failing because I chewed through a power cable and all the meat on my bones blew apart like a grenade was going off, fully cooked.

Coworker: any plans for the weekend?
Me: nothing much, probably just roaming the earth as did the dinosaurs of old

Just caught a guy performatively staring into the middle distance…he wanted me to think he was meditating upon the strange vicissitudes of fate but I could tell he was just a wastoid

The Abyss is so sick but every time I try to watch it I fall asleep

i’ll schlunk again 🔜

The Hollow YouTube video by A Perfect Circle - Topic

We don’t manufacture this manner of big, fat, catchy, downtuned power chord riff in America anymore. It’s like we aren’t allowed—and even if we were, no one remembers how.

the skramz is coming from inside the house

skramz isn’t real it can’t hurt you

is punk political
is punk political reddit
hot dog near me
is skramz real

i’m with my meal 🤤

i 🫶 my forbidden likes

I searched twitter for "tube my own horn" and two tweets from 2018 and 2020 come up of people using this

Bluesky went down earlier when the FBI raided a server farm, but service was restored and no evidence collected, given the warrant only covered good posts.

a fry pan with eggs cooked in tomato sugo with chili flakes and parsley

i schlunked

fourth-wave coffee in my hands. fourth-wave ska in my ears. fourth-wave feminism in my heart 😜

My name is Optional Johnson