Nuke the entire generation.

you gotta remember t’ appreciate th moon

no food

no money

I’m gonna break yer beak

THAT FUCKIGN BEAR THAT I HATE

I need a snack

NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!

FAILED

FUUUUUUUUCK MY LIIIIFE

oh!

h’okay..!!!!! I’ll try t’ look out more!!

aw man I’m gonna bring ya back the best keychain…..!!!!!

man I’m hungry

lately I think there’s somethin’ dark growin’ in me

YER TOO SLOW!!

I’unno what that word means :(

that’s what I do best cap

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can I come over and stress you out

so you’re not gonna get mad that I keep goin’ f’r another round :D

IM GONNA START THROWIN MY DAMN STRINGER

cap’s gonna kill me

havin’ a great time except I keep rollin’ my ankle on the damn sprinkles in the ink what the fuck

Personally? In my opinion: I can't fucking read.

was it cool!!!! what’d you do!!!!!

remember. you gotta beat the snot out of the bears. for me

noisily, and they come to settle.

The constant tense movement and jitter of their limbs slow, eased and soothed. They become soft against Hachi. ]

missed you, too.

[ A gentle, happy hum. ]

can I, y’know, like come over? stay the night?

[ They…don’t want to let go quite yet. ]

eeeehehehehee!!!!!

[ Tsu holds Hachi as close to them as they can manage, positively soaking up all of that touch and excited affection ]

‘m here now!!!

[ They bury their face in the octoling’s shoulder, inhaling until they feel like their lungs are going to burst— they let it out roughly,

[ ARMS WIIIIIIIDE OPEN!!!!! ]

like, KABOOM!!!!!

what if we all blew up

aw, uhm….. sorry, gramps…