No, but for real…why is LinkedIn like this? There needs to be a self awareness filter before posting.

'Doomsday Clock' moves closer to midnight amid threats of climate change, nuclear war, pandemics, AI A science-oriented advocacy group says the Earth is moving closer to destruction. The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists said Tuesday that they've moved their “Doomsday Clock” to 89 seconds to midnight...

90 seconds to midnight? Bold of the Doomsday Clock to assume we’ll make it that long. apnews.com/article/doom...

With the amount of stress he’s put everyone through, I would’ve whooped his ass by now.

#SkeletonCrew

To explain how annoyingly irrational my father is, he handed me a Ziploc bag to to put my passport in once he saw the tsunami warning on the news.

Him: Just in case

Me: You do realize what a tsunami is, right? If it’s bad, this whole house will be underwater and we’ll die.

Him: Just in case

Posting my Apple Music Replay. Y’all can keep your Spotify Wrapped.

Personally, I welcome those Aussie teenagers to join LinkedIn. This is the type of thought leadership I need in my life.

Jaguar really said, “What if Bruce Wayne’s Batmobile had a midlife crisis and moved to Malibu?”

Pretty accurate summary for 2024: www.nytimes.com/2024/12/01/a...

Analysis | X is Elon’s world. Threads is a mess. Is Bluesky any better? Is Bluesky any better than X? It certainly seems to be better than Threads.

“I have often thought about social media as much more akin to a fast-food restaurant at 2 a.m. You’re going to be able to get away with a lot of things. But if the manager catches you, you’re out.”

www.washingtonpost.com/style/of-int...

Batman Unburied: Fallen City Trailer Batman Unburied: Fallen City · Episode

This Spotify x DC Comics audioverse has been pretty great. This newest story is the latest and I recommend the previous three that came before it. Also, Colman Domingo as Batman is pretty great.

open.spotify.com/episode/2F5Q...

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At what point do those “sassy” brands from Twitter come here and muck this place up?

GNX Kendrick Lamar · Album · 2024 · 12 songs

A surprise @kendricklamar.bsky.social album on a rainy Friday? It’s what the soul needed. open.spotify.com/album/0hvT3y...

Don’t forget about us little people.

Trump picks former WWE executive Linda McMahon for education secretary Cantor Fitzgerald chair and former Senate candidate served in president-elect’s cabinet in first administration

I hope she teaches the children how to receive a Stone Cold Stunner. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...

Shams Charania’s path to stardom wound through Chicago area Charania, 30, became ESPN’s senior NBA insider Oct. 7. “I felt at this point in my life ESPN was the perfect fit,” said Charania, who still lives on the North Shore.

I’m the president, secretary and paying member of the Shams fan club. chicago.suntimes.com/sports-media...

If it’s not Dru Hill and Blackstreet, I don’t want it.

Whoever can bootleg #NBATwitter first has my eternal loyalty. May the best copycat win.

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Fine, I’ll bite.