A demented pedophile dragging your ass to war to distract from the fact that he’s a demented pedophile.

Agentic cummies uwu

Man, the amount of cum I spilled over playing The WindWaker. I would get back from school and go right to gooning in my room.

Ah, shit. I thought homekit logged temperature data. And everything on Google’s side needs a Nest thermostat. I don’t have AC or heating.

found this old sticker design in my files! might try to redo it sometime

The Reels Machine
One’s for watching Reels, the others are for TikTok and Shorts

There’s nothing that makes the general public as mad as a neurodivergent chill guy

I dreamed there were like two universities and that the students would intermingle and even the professors gave classes at both of them. So in the end it was like a big university

Photo, Milton Lynxley from Zootopia 2 relaxes cross-legged in an easy chair illuminated by the morning sunlight.

“For the last time, I’m not interested in your daddy issues!”

✂️: @madefuryou.com

Fisheye is your friend

What. You a dog now?

It’s funny because it’s true!

Oh, my bad. I thought it said Windows 7 Server

Awesome

Omg nice! Is that a dog bed?

Is the safe word segfault?

That’s the same @techconnectify.bsky.social has?

See it
Say it
Sort it
In O(n) or less!

Back when games were actually games and not slot machines

I call my car The Brachial because it’s a Lexus

Not with that attitude

Furry linkedin?

I’d go around ISO 200 or so

The things are brighter than they seem. Try daylight speeds first and work up from there

I’ve been wanting a BluRay MDisc burner for my photos

Ahora para la Confuror

Nice 💄

The first time I got fucking mad at a doctor I didn’t do treadmill today and I’m downing a six pack of Coke

Here’s your piece of paper folded seven times