Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.
There's just gotta be a line somewhere.
Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
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Absolutely incredible.
NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.
Watch with sound on.
>European cruise lines are the only ones willing to run the Hormuz blockade
Someone help me I think I’m having a stroke
If you watch and share one thing today make at this. Why is every democrat in the country not talking like this?
In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.
NYT INVESTIGATION: As the Trump administration & Congress last year moved to repeal sanctions on Syria, the Qatar-based family that most stood to benefit was privately negotiating a real-estate partnership with Jared Kushner and proposing a Trump golf course in Syria www.nytimes.com/2026/04/19/u...
There is so much market manipulation going on in this administration.
kendzior THEY KNEW (2022)
kendzior HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT (2020)
I laid out the details of the Epstein/Maxwell transnational organized crime operation, including the names of the main perpetrators, in HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT (2020) and THEY KNEW (2022).
The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.
The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.
The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.
It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.
Sebastian Gorka is seeking to become the next head of the National Counterterrorism Center, a position that would give him broad powers over the country's vast counterterrorism apparatus.
This comes about a month after Joe Kent resigned.
Full Story: wapo.st/4csnLLk
I suspect the Pope sounds "woke" to many Christian conservatives because the US is steeped in prosperity theology, where the point of worship is to deliver health and wealth to believers. Thus, "feed the hungry" and "show mercy for the poor" sounds needlessly political and "woke."
Yeah, the papacy was famously an apolitical entity for nearly two millennia.
JD Vance advises the Vatican to stay out of US politics
I realize this is confusing, but the U.S.-Israeli war with Iran isn’t a domestic political story.
Celebratory dance in Hungary
Watching Viktor Orban concede an election is another reminder that Donald Trump is a convicted felon who appears over 30,000 times in the Epstein files and is a delusional, incoherent, traitorous toddler who is destroying the country and a threat to the entire world.
Trump is running an interesting experiment in how many self-identified Christian Americans have actual religious commitments and how many are just into it because it provides a means for the socially defensible expression of bigotry bsky.app/profile/bria...
💥🇭🇺With 95% of votes counted, Hungary’s map shows the opposition Tisza party crushing Fidesz 94–12 in constituencies. Péter Magyar has secured a 2/3 majority, asked President Tamás Sulyok and other Orbán loyalists to resign immediately, and announced his first visit to Warsaw.
I think the main thing Orban's concession indicates is that there's a difference between losing an election by three points and losing an election by 30
Magyar: “We will renew and put on a strong foundation, and if possible, expand, the cooperation of the Visegrád Four.
“In this spirit, my first trip will be to Poland, to strengthen the thousand-year-old Polish-Hungarian friendship.
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holy shit he actually conceded
folks, they tell you they’re invincible
they tell you they’re inevitable
they tell you that you should give up and stop fighting
and absolutely none of that is true
JD Vance goes to Pakistan —> No deal
JD Vance goes to Hungary —> Orban loses
what’s next buddy?
Orban is not conceding because he's honourable. He's conceding because his defeat is so comprehensive even he can't pretend he won.
I spent 16, SIXTEEN years fighting this crap.
I can’t believe it 😭
LET’S NOT F*CK THIS UP
📌 Xavier Becerra knows California. He’s one of us.
📌 Steve Hilton knows Brexit. And Fox News.
Opposition leader Péter Magyar at a rally.
Orbán's electoral crushing is a far greater achievement than most people outside Hungary realise.
He systemically consolidated power for 16 years, fixed the electoral map, abused govt power for political purposes & censored media.
The hurdles that Hungarians overcame for this moment were immense.
J.D. Vance as Death going down a series of doors marked Pope Francis, Iran negotiations, Viktor Orban’s re-election and U.S. midterms.
