OKAY VIRGINIA! Y’ALL DID YOUR BIG ONE!!

I mean…it was some of my best work. (And why did it take you 18 days to see this, Friend?? 🤣🤣🤣)

And one of the reasons Femicide is endemic is the persistent need to craft counter narratives about what masculinity is

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I'm going to have your back on this one. Admiring sturdy legs, robust hind quarters, slutty glasses, meaty arms and a pie face do not make you lusty. You've shown us over and over your respectful love of thick women and thick grilled meats. You are a lover of the gourmet spread. But, not lusty.

With his teenaged kids present in the house...In addition to the sexual assault and rape allegations against him. Hell ain't hot enough.

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Now we're cooking with grease!

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It's almost Taurus Time!

That Hai Karate is a good deterrent.

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First of all, recovery stud is INSANE. Accurate, but still. And also, where is HR? Hugging? Co-workers? Call the popo!

THIS is a happier time? His face says he just got cussed out for putting a spoon in the dishwasher upside down. His face screams “ain’t this about a bish?” Is happier aware that it’s supposed to be in the room?

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Wait...we can do this? This was an option all along?!?

It's wild how so many politicians have so much to say about the Pope "wading into political waters" when their entire platform is fake Christianity for votes. The hypocrisy is wearing them out.

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The only reason I opened my computer again was to sign my tax return and send it back to my CPA. But what to my wandering eyes did appear??? *right click/save*

What happened to him knowing he wasn’t going to heaven? Now he thinks he’s heavenly?

Totally off topic: do you remember the Green Candle?

Or R. Kelly

I IMMEDIATELY knew where you were talking about 🤣.

I grew up in Georgia. It's on me too.

I HOLLERED. Is it across from the Pig-gully Wig-gully?

Perfect meme. 10/10. No notes 😂🥰

Aren't I usually there waiting with a cool glass of lemonade anyway?

Mama is a wise and poetic woman. I would like to hear more from Mama, so as to add to my collection of colloquialisms. Thank you, Mama. (enable me too, please)

FAAAAAAAACTS

That other chick with the "good jeans" could NEVER!

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THE WAY I JUST SCREAMED.

I told y’all the other day: Handle these legs, or move around, Sir. (I’m the one in all black 😂.)

I'm not mature enough for this thread.

WTF is happening and why aren't those other co-equal branches doing something, ANYTHING, about it?

We’re not even halfway through Easter Sunday.

Yeah…same. Both times.