DG TAXUD usually has the best supply of confiscated vodka and cigarettes

That new White House statue of Christopher Columbus needs some work

"becoming"?

At the end of the day it remains to be seen but only time will tell

Zesty?

Today's most over-used #EUCO summit modifier will be:

make-or-break
crucial
crisis
crunch
spicy
extraordinary

Am I the only one who thinks this seems low? Maybe it's true what they say about the kids today not drinking

NEW BBC COMEDY SERIES PITCH: "Mandy and Andy"

It's "Porridge" meets "Yes, Minister"

@accidentalp.bsky.social

EEASia
Borillaz
Bland Faith
Parliament/Flunkadelic

#EUSupergroups

Yes

UPDATE: the informal gathering of EU leaders at Alden-Biesen Castle has to be finished by 17h30 because there's a wedding party for a couple from Uccle

More likely they will call for another round of canapes

#EUCO: "We need to meet urgently to figure out how to make Europe's economy work for everyone"

@eucopresident.consilium.europa.eu: "I know the perfect place"

If you know how to put the word "smart" in front of every policy proposal you'll ace this test

This was first prize in a contest. Second prize was TWO exclusive interviews with Charles Michel

a man in a suit and sunglasses is standing in a living room next to another man . ALT: a man in a suit and sunglasses is standing in a living room next to another man .

I've just read that the European Commission staff reform process is being run by a High Level Reflection Group

Greek Wins Eurogroup Presidency, Sets Conditions for German Bailout Package

#FantasyHeadlines

It's true that Stubb should sue based on that illustration LOL

The new Politico advent calendar is a bit creepy

Seems the EEAS investigation is leaving no stone unturned

EEAS-gate doesn't really have much of a ring to it.
Some other options:

Waterzooi-gate
Brugse-gat
Edu-gate
Diplo-gate
Rector-gate
...

Well, the omnibus has been delayed, it looks like we'll have to omniwalk again

It's Friday, so we're just going to ignore this court ruling, and this headline

Optics & Design strikes again

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My effluence is available to all!