Generational dividers are weird cuz I saw someone say the Romeo and Juliet 96 movie was formative and ruined millennials and I’m like….i was 4 and haven’t ever seen it so wtf are you on about

Aaron Taylor Johnson bash my guys in challenge

Absolute Louvre tweet.

Hey, I miss the Louvre of Bsky..

He has a lot of energy, and I’m basically on my own. And my brothers friend is staying here and she has a 12 year old Pitt bull who he likes but she also makes it a problem by forcing herself everywhere and like….its a lot. Especially trying to take care of him and someone else’s dog

Idk how people raise puppies cuz little fucker got me running ragged in so tired.

Mcu characters who have been to other universes:
America
Wanda
Strange
Monica
Some of the spidermen

Chips and queso

These criminals need to be fully investigated and proceeds of crime confiscated.

This is the behaviour of a criminal syndicate and must be treated as such.

I hate the state of the world cuz like how the fuck hou gonna send me a notice my healthcare was yanked because I didn’t submit my renewal form (I did) the. A day later…..stamped THE DAME FUCKING DAY tell me im continuing. WTF

Watching euphoria and like ohh someone didn’t grow up playing shoes.

Oscar Isaac confirming moon knight may return for a midnight sons project and like girl…..we been knew. Why else have the werewolf by night special presents? Blade was supposed to have returned. The black knight in eternals no shit babes

My new puppy bugsy 2026

First picture of my old dog Charles in 2010

It’s almost spooky tho huh…..
They look so similar.

Like

Luke Evan’s fills out that doctor frankenfurter outfit real well I’m just sayin….

a woman wearing a black leather jacket is standing in a room ALT: a woman wearing a black leather jacket is standing in a room

Maybe it didn’t work out cuz you’re a judgmental little gerontophile with a mouth like a cats ass.

Oh fuck! Forgot I have to call cuz the county yanked my insurance despite it being required by transplant staff and social security so…..

Sit with me

I'll wash you from the inside out

Best sleepiest boy in town!!!

Guys….. how do I get fitter so men want to fuck me again. Cuz it’s been 4 years so like clearly it’s me….

Tyrus did you just fawrt??

Jessica jones is BACK!!!! With a child!!!! (You just know David tennant is tryna come back with that storyline as killgrave)

Ughhh men’s bodies and hairy chests and….🥵🥵🥵🥵 horny and longing for a man in the worst way

One day I’d like to wake up with no feelings of “ohh I’m gonna puke”

I love when hot leather or rubber or vinyl gays are like “what’s stopping you from dressing like this” and like girl I’d look like fucking 100 lbs of mashed potatoes in a black garbage bag.

Important questions for spiderman 4. Does Ned still have a sling ring? And will wongers appear with our fav madisynn (two n’s and a y but not where you think!)

Update 4/21: I like this job, but it's more physically demanding than I've been used to lately. gotta get back on post-injury home exercises to get my endurance up again, but that's good for me anyway. I gotta pay for the room by the 24th and I'm not getting paid before then, so anything helps!

When I was a kid I thought cream soda was diet rootbeer

Where are all the blue collar gays