Parody of a motivational meme that features a brilliant night sky emblazoned with the words “Stop being an asshole. There. Now I’m your life coach.”

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH OMMMGGGGGGGGG🫶

Not a bad idea! Might have to go on a huge blocking spree to avoid all the drama 😆

Love finding my Hive peeps on here 🫶

Lowkey debated on this but then I’m like 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ fuck everyone LOL. Struggling so hard to delete twitter though 😩

I’m still obsessed with Hive lol loyalty runs deep!

Yay for friends!!

Gotta say though… I’m very underwhelmed here lol

@neonlime.bsky.social so happy I found you here 🫶

Take another chance, maybe dance a little dance, and have another coffee.

Sit quietly for five minutes before deciding if running screaming into the woods never to be heard from again is right for you

calling my wrinkles "generational trauma" in honor of where they came from

Avocado ravioli stuffed with roasted butternut squash 🥵😭

It’s September, so it’s time to pull out your heavier cloaks and more ornate daggers

Feeling like I’m constantly talking to myself on this app lmao

Making peach and whiskey jam because it’s cool outside 🥹

Trying to organize the fuck out of my life 🥲

ADHD is all about momentum if you stop moving you die

Thank goodness for that! That was my thought too 🤘

Finally got my tax refund 🙄🙄🙄 only 5 months late but 🤷🏻‍♀️

When people ask you if you watched that new show yet and you’re like, no I’ve been rewatching shows I’ve seen a million times because they’re like a warm, comforting hug, and I’m not emotionally equipped to take on new info at this time.

I haven’t even heard of Spoutible haha. I’m hoping this one does too as it has potentional

Having a cup of coffee is like tapping the refresh button but for my Brain.

The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern

*gets ready to meditate*

*ends up scrolling through the morning social feeds for 30 min instead*

May you receive a sign this week that puts your mind at ease and fills your heart with hope.