As I reported in 2023!

The Contreras brothers are an interesting case in the nature vs nurture debate because Willson was clearly made evil by his exposure to the Cardinals

They fucked it up! It’s supposed to be Wednesday

I have an ironclad rule against ever moving somewhere with an HOA. Fuck that to HELL

If any United States congresspeople happen to follow me, I have a better idea: boo the whole fucking time. Take shifts. Don’t stop

I think I watched enough ER that even today if someone yelled at me to get them a CBC and a Chem 7 I would just instinctively know how to do it

I didn’t even know HP made trucks

Bill Gates announces Windows 12 will come pre loaded with syphilis AND gonorrhea at no extra charge

Pretty common acronym around there for DC/Maryland/Virginia

Lead. Lots and lots of lead

That does describe his personality

Hi

Oh there are settings for the clock thing. I had to go in and change that right away because the clear numbers were straight garbage

God rest ye unplugged second screen
Let nothing you display

These refs apparently are being paid by PJ, Jesus Christ

Sure pancaking the QB five seconds after the whistle doesn’t draw a flag. Suuuuuure. Why not

maybe i am going insane

I prefer the dough without poo

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

Hey at least once the Epstein files get released Trump won’t have to worry about the piss tape anymore

Ok, Brewers, you let Shohei have his fun, now come back and win game five. What’s that? Oh I see

Tilly Norwood has died. Fell off a cliff. Died on impact.

Well guys, I got raptured. Turns out the clouds are damp and everyone was kind of boring though. So I’m back

Bluesky is dying discourse is all just a set up for Frankenstein (2025) promotion

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.

ME: Am I healthy enough for sex
DOCTOR: How did you get into my apartment

We cannot let Iran get radioactive shrimp technology

Brewers media team be like:

Tell her I’m sorry