I hate that you have to pretend to sleep long enough till you actually fall asleep

A bloomfie looks warm. I dunno how to describe it

My animal crossing gooning spot. With a tissue box a magazine and coconut oil for lube and not a jizz jar.

I was playing a random phone game and one level had a QR code and I scanned it and it was a Rick roll.

A price tag can makes something so cute look immediately ugly

Made a secret gooning spot on my animal crossing island

I told her next time I see him I’m going to talk to him and try and bring to his attention you’re a lesbian and wasting his time. Just something that he can’t use against her and make it worse

I hate men holy shit. Why is this 45 year old guy asking about the 20 barista at my shop. Trying to pursue
her. Buddy first off ew tf. 2nd off she’s a lesbian.

Tattoo appointment booked

Someone left a heated rivalry book at work and I started reading it. Felt my self getting turned on and was like lmao okay I should not be reading this here.

I will forever and always be a camelbak stan.

Imagine fcf post but you’re soft and say how everyone’s post has me today

A crusty dirty disgusting pair of shoe inserts.

Me being excited about new shoe inserts.

My old shoe inserts.

Would you drink a Pokémon’s water from a water gun attack?

Animal crossing new horizon screen cap. “I’ve completed my diving collection! That’s deep. Real deep.” My ACNH guy holding a spider crab.

And with that I’ve finally finished my critterpedia.

Husband: Alexa laundry on
Alexa: easy peasey lemon squeezy
Husband: Alexa don’t ever say that again

So like? If the leader of Vishkar is aligning with talon. Does that make Symmetra also talon kinda?? I’ve never really knew where she fits in with overwatch lore.

A whacky arm waving inflatable tube man throwing it back being flagged for sexually explicit content.

No because they flag some stupid shit. Like why is this being flagged lmao.

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Regretting giving up my day off so my coworker can have a day off on sunday

This lil water guy is very fun. The cat stresses me out. I’m scared to dps 😭 quick play only. No yelling at me :(

😬😬 fucccvk overwatch is hitting that gamer itch I lost

Okay I’ll dm you if that’s alright so it’s more private ✌🏼

I can help. I dabble a little.

Touring an animal crossing island that has their kitchen on the 2nd floor 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

a cartoon of a skeleton pressing a button that says evil stuff ALT: a cartoon of a skeleton pressing a button that says evil stuff

Don’t fight it.

Realizing way to late in life that my ramen bowls can also be cereal bowls

Tummpy tump complaining about the halftime show and how it wasn’t very good shows that he watched that instead of turning point because how would he have known lmao

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These Nintendo virtual cards are bullshit. Wym I have to redownload Fortnite under my profile while my husband already has it under his profile????