Operation What Files

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.

The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

relentlessly advocating for the wide availability of [onions] and the associated bad stuff that comes from the worship and wide availability of [onions], really in a glib way, and then getting taken out by a guy with a [onion]

No one mourns the wicked.

All kidding aside, suffering from both leprosy & syphilis at 79 is no joke, but I am sure whatever cure RFKjr is mixing up will get him back on the golf course in no time.

@ahpod.bsky.social

Harper: OUT (raw milk)

It feels so surreal to be driving head first into a constitutional crisis and everyone is just reacting like everything is normal and fine.

THATS A FUCKING HEROES INTRO RIGHT THERE. GO FUCKING BIRDS.
SUCK MY DICK TRUMP.

#Superbowl

Kendrick is going to unfurl a banner of the picture of Drake in blackface that reaches from the rafters to the field

Good morning and go birds

[to the tune of “Owner of a Lonely Heart”] Cybertruck at family court

when you keep getting snubbed for a Cy Young

Hey look it’s what Twitter used to be before it turned to shit. Glad to be here