On the contrary, they make perfect sense.

He only turns up now when they are giving him a medal.

I know it's only one of his minorest lies in that ludicrous press conference but...Bernard Manning never appeared on prime time BBC. Ever. In fact the only appearance I can recall was when he was exposed as a pitiful racist, (and admitted it) by the brilliant Caroline Ahern on the Mrs. Merton Show.

Ah...the mythical two weeks.

Well....duh...

I'm in the audience for five of the shows in that documentary, including Hammersmith 1975...you must have spotted me surely.

You'll love it. As I have every time beginning with Hammersmith 1975...seen 100s of live acts. No one else come even close.

The Mail seem to have forgotten what the actual name of this 'phenomenon ' is.

Here's a clue lads. It begins with a B.

He isn't. Unless he's doing it in the South of France.

God no. I'm cured from watching that shower.

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60 years ago today, this is what was going on behind the Savoy Hotel in London.

Watch the pawking metaws...

youtu.be/MGxjIBEZvx0?...

This photograph captures Sir David Attenborough seated outdoors on the rugged terrain of Skomer Island. Behind him, the ocean and coastal cliffs form a scenic backdrop under a clear sky. Sir David, dressed in a khaki jacket and light trousers, looks towards the camera with a gentle expression, exuding a sense of warmth, calm, and wisdom. Around him, puffins can be seen flying and perched on the rocky ground, illuminated in rays of golden sunlight as the sun sets behind the cliffs.

Happy 99th birthday to the man who gave voice to the wild. 🎉

Sir David Attenborough, thank you for a lifetime dedicated to the natural world, and for sharing its story with wisdom, wonder, and grace.

You've inspired generations to fall in love with nature.

One of the strangest ironies of the last ten years has been watching Britain immersing itself as deeply as ever in memories of WW2 while proudly turning its back on the project that emerged from it.

Barry Fry once pissed in all four corners of the pitch to remove a gypsy's curse on Birmingham.

You could try that. It can't be a worse idea than paying 80 million for Antony.

To be fair, that's like criticising me for not having any plans on where to take Sandra Bullock on our honeymoon.

Obviously, I very much hope that I will still be alive in 15 years time. Mostly so that I can ask my granddaughter a question....

Why (fifteen years ago whilst wearing a Woody from Toy Story costume which isn't yours), did you decide to eat your tea with a bin on your head?

This sort of thing worked last time for a while. Until 1945 anyway.

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I can only assume that he's drunk. There is no other logical explanation.

In an attempt to evade the publicity from her extra marital sex revelations, Liz Truss has gone into hiding.

Unfortunately, the disguise she chose (Dennis Taylor working in a blast furnace) hasn't really worked...

Well, they've been right about him before ... #sevenmoredays

I blame George W. Bush. He softened America up to the idea that we could have someone stupid in the White House and things would still function.

Can you and Donna not stop him ?

That's harsh. He might not smell. I mean,he probably does but so would you in three diapers a day.

I'm making IPhones in my spare room. As soon as I can find the glue. They are only small. How hard can it be ?

Disappointing as he looks like quite a reliable chap. In an axe murdery sort of way.

Word of the day is ‘quiddler’ (18th century): one who focuses on unimportant issues while avoiding the important ones, or who fiddles/plays golf while Rome burns.

"You don't have the cards..."

Kenny Everett used to play that all the time on his Saturday morning show.

I hated it back then.

Still do.

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