Fifth Circus running true to form.

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

I actually got asked about my opinion of California's gerrymander. I don't like it, but it is necessary, is what I told them.

most gerrymanders are republican legislators saying fuck the voters

these ones are the voters saying fuck republican legislators

For real. He got incredibly lucky with that one.

the devs say they're so mad about all the "phone in pool" and "vibe coding" jokes they're turning images off until we all apologize and admit that they're actually really smart and cool and we like them

That is a truly impressive level of whatthefuckery.

Also computers are surprisingly durable. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVph...

"we're gonna make some shit up and put your name on it"

ai is made of consent violations

I would do significant mayhem for a chance to adapt C.J. Cherryh's Heavy Time and Hellburner for TV.

Hostile architecture is hostile to everyone :(

I can walk fairly well, but standing still for long periods is hellish for me. There are never enough places to sit. It's ridiculous.

I would do significant mayhem for a chance to adapt C.J. Cherryh's Heavy Time and Hellburner for TV.

crude drawing of a smiling anthrpomorphic dog with a word bubble reading i want them to pay for what they've done

🤗

A black and white cat sitting poised on a carpet, twisting to look over his shoulder.

cats are majestic critters

Well, I have at least found a way to watch Blake's 7, without too much hassle. Would far rather just buy it, though.

as always the correct way to treat a Trump nominee is ‘disqualified by virtue of getting the nomination’

if they claim to be anything other than a stooge they are lying and everyone knows it

Guinness the black cat dangles upside down from his favourite armchair, his eyes wide and staring and his vampire teeth showing.

GOOD MORNING WORLD

I HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY

Grumman sent North American an invoice for towing after Apollo 13!

I suspect you'd have allowed it.

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

with alt-text:

Your timeline has been blessed by hella chonky spam musubi!

I'm about to bless my own timeline.

A rectangular plastic box sitting on a sheet of seaweed.

Two slices of SPAM in a skillet.

Arrangements have been made. The rice cooker is doing its thing.

Emergency kitten- rasslin

Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, laying on his back in a sunny windowsill. His head presses against the ground and his canine teeth peek out from gravity. Behind him is a black cat in a yellow cat bed. Next to him is another tabby cat. Fish's body is curled to fit himself in between them, and his front paws are tucked towards his body.

Fishtopher in the same position as the last photo, but now has his front legs stretched out. He shows off his underbelly.

oooh big stretch

Pain is the body's equivalent of a check engine light, and mine has been on so long that the bulb has burned out.

When I was a kid in rural England, we had a guy land his helicopter out behind the chicken shed to ask for directions. They don't need much space.

Gadget the void, peeking out for a bookshelf, next to binders.

Gadget is helping me organize gaming shelves, by which I mean he is very much in the way.