maybe americans don't talk like that, it could be that i live in the uk

...people do talk like that tho?

siri what is sealioning

...actually im not sure if sealioning by definition has to be asking questions, but i mean. if it's vague and loud and annoying and timewasting and it barks like a sealion et cetera

unchurch my church 🎶

church their church

two white american christian missionary girls standing in a church staring dead eyed into the camera smiling without mirth

got an ad with two girls trying to get me to go to church their church or whatever and there's like THREE FULL SECONDS of them silently staring like this at the beginning 😭

I imagine this is how Zines are made. no one correct me.

#FossilFriday Among the Cretaceous gastropods and rudist bivalves in the floor tiles at the Le Shuttle terminal in Folkestone are some branching fossils that resemble bryozoans but are more likely to be sponges.

Moss

#Moss closeup. Bet there’s a lot of #tardigrades in there!

#Nature #hike #woods
#wildflowers #OwensCreek #Moss

Ancient ivory from the straight tusked elephant Palaeoloxodon antiquus that roamed #IsleofWight about 100,000 years ago when still part of the mainland. #FossilFriday

i scrolled past this thinking it was just a piece of driftwood but im really glad i scrolled back (thinking it was actually a really NICE piece of driftwood...) to read it because WOW 💕

When you do alt text on social media, you want to imagine that instead of the image, people only get the alt text.

Does your post/thread still make sense? Are people getting the same information you expected them to get from the image?

That's the purpose of alt text and actually how it works.

*nervous laughter* oops sorrey rip

oof

I never tire of pointing out that multiple shows did "Oh, my old friend is trans? That's interesting!" episodes in the '70s and '80s, and while none of these hold up by modern representation standards, they're all quite good and accepting in a way you might not expect.

oh great. the nightmare was about being cursed and now my brain is like "what if the nightmare about being cursed actually cursed you and you're cursed now"

Painting study. A path in a temperate forest, lined with moss covered stumps, rhododendron bushes, and various ground cover. Dappled light filters through the canopy above.

3-ish Hour study from a photo I took at the Rhododendron Garden along the stump trail.

#pleinairpril #digitalpleinair #nature #forest #artsky

and now im scared to go back to sleep

pathetic!

embarrassing

just legitimately woke up screaming from a horrid nightmare

she's the new eveelution, lesbeon

Moss sprouts.

i only ever use "excuse me" but i feel like they are interchangeable to me meaning wise. maybe "pardon me" feels more polite?

Here's a lovely photo of Bark. He's a gray fabric art statue. He looks sort of like a dog crossed with a seal. He has two black eyes of different sizes, two pointed ears, and a row of black lines running down the neck. There's a beautiful galaxy print fabric in the background.

Here's another lovely photo of Bark where he's resting on my palm.

Meet my fabric art creation: Bark the Ancient Statue. I designed, hand-sewed, and hand-embroidered him. No one is quite sure what kind of animal Bark is. When asked if he's a dog or a seal, he says yes. When asked if he's some other kind of creature, he also says yes.

jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

eheheee 🤗🥳🥰

Game devs, plz tell me how "pausing the game" works in your game? Is it weird? Is it simple? Is it janky?

I'm curious how such a common feature--the ability to pause and check your settings, etc--actually works & what happens when players hit pause!

Reply / DM / email me at - Zzwiezen@kotaku.com

😊🤗🥰

(also "wtf i exist to other people when not directly interacting?!?" but mainly 😊🤗🥰)

a little grey kitten who’s cross eyed and sticking her tongue out

shit is hard right now. so here’s a timeline cleanse for if you’re doomscrolling.