If you don't stop hiding behind the block button there will be consequences. You have been warned.

Etsy popup saying “find out when items like this go on sale, use the Etsy app” and the item is a cool fat orange monster guy

I believe I will

What the fuck are you talking about

I dunno I’m sure a story from The Mirror UK shared by a bluesky lib called McSpocky who says tRump and shares links with some sort of custom redirect that I assume gives them clicks is totally reliable and accurate

we all know I have no life, so:

And instead of being a gift from the enemy he is the product of your own side’s diseased ideology and deranged propaganda

The Trojan horse but instead of a big wooden horse it’s a guy and instead of soldiers he’s filled with really dumb bad ideas

Maybe just one impression. Probably his Shatner. I forget exactly

Yeah I think that’s what’s amusing about it to me, riding the line between comedians just being character actors and “let’s bring this guy in to do his schtick for a couple minutes,” for ex Pollack is also in Ricochet as Denzel’s cop partner and he does some of his famous impressions lol

90s thrillers and action movies loved casting that particular kind of sardonic comedian guy in key supporting roles. Your Larry Millers, your Kevin Pollaks, your Dennis Millers, your Dennis Learys, etc

Let’s see if I remember right… its about Douglas being sexually harassed by corporate femme fatale Demi Moore, and also there’s some really goofy VR technology stuff

(Blushing, biting lip and smiling coyly, nervously brushing hair over ear) I don’t even know anymore

Doctor Baran Al-Hashimi written in the style of the TMNT logo

This is important work though

Lee Cronin's the mummy? That's too bad, I didn't even know he had passed

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

extending an all-of-branch

(Menacingly) Man, it’s a hot one
(Faintly) Like seven inches from the midday bun

Working at the Hollywood slow-down-a-pop-song-until-it's-scary factory. Our bosses come in every week and listen to all the songs we've slowed down. The scariest ones go in the trailers. The ones that aren't very scary get turned into hot dogs

This is exactly how I’ve felt, because despite disliking aspects of them and the overall effect they’ve had on the industry I actually did enjoy several of the MCU movies up through that point. Now iirc the only one I’ve watched since then has been Dr Strange 2, and that was mostly just bc Raimi

Skill issue, once you get past security hanging out at the airport is fine

Dr. Jonathan Harm is a gifted surgeon who harbors a dark secret…

How would you personally define the term edgy?

My event poster:

Come to THE QUARKET

Date, time, location

Frequently Asked Questions about THE QUARKET:

Q: What is a Quarket?
A: It’s short for “Quart Market”

Q: Okay then what is a Quart Market?
A: It’s short for “Queer Art Market”

Q: What is wrong with you?
A: Mentally I’ll

Current train of thought began because I saw a poster for a queer art market and thought “quart market,” and then “I hope I never get quart markled”

Trial it’ll kindness