“Send for the ODP…”

Well this just lovely 😁

It’s certainly a Cluster F, that’s for sure….

Just snorted my tea 🤣

a man wearing glasses and a helmet with the words ludicrous speed go !!! written on it . ALT: a man wearing glasses and a helmet with the words ludicrous speed go !!! written on it .

Imperial Star Destroyers hitting hyperdrive…

Well deserved… your 6 year old son must be very, very proud, as are we…

I think you need to ask your ODP… If they can’t a) find you the proper one (and NEVER them ask where it comes from - golden rule!) or b) fashion they type you’re discussing, then there’s no hope…

Word of the day (of course) is ‘scurryfunging’, from US dialect: the frantic attempt to tidy the house just before guests arrive.

Amen!

Minister for fish finger sandwiches