The White House correspondents dinner is coming up.

Why are @cbsnews.com reporters the only ones who will be there with something dripping from their chin?

The President of the United States raped children.

Americans: “I’m so upset at this I’m going to go all out and double shoulder shrug”

Ok, pal.

Proving yet again, you get take the protruding forehead, knuckle dragger out of the U.S. but you can’t take the U.S. out of the fucking moron.

You’re not Canadian.

You never will be, pal.

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Rough day, pally?
Jack Todd is your real name? Wow, I thought it was your kinky lil habit.

Carry on, Jacky boy.

38,000 women and girls.

#FuckIsrael

Nah…not on us, pal. You created this shit sandwich, deal.

Us? Easy, we’ll continue to create defence and trade agreements with sane, stable countries and watch the ongoing disfunction that is the U.S. continue.

We’ll emerge from your insanity stronger. You? Not so much.

There’s also something mentally wrong with seven democrat senators supporting Israel’s ongoing genocide campaign so…go fuck yourselves, hypocrites.

One of the most disappointing aspects of the Trump regime is how feckless it has proven @youranoncentral.bsky.social to be.

They are a toothless pipe dream.

Trump has proven the beloved U.S. constitution as a meaningless, overhyped, worthless document.

They live in a world of contrived, but not actual, checks and balances.

They make laws that are ignored by their own justice department.

They are a caricature country and nothing more.

But of course.

#FuckIsrael

Genocidal bastards.

Sober up Kashey…atta boy…big sips of coffee…there you go

Bravo. All of it. Bravo.

Nice job on the app, @sportsnetpr.bsky.social. All series are at 0-0 today.

Cool.

#FuckIsrael and their constant campaigns of genocide.

Also, shove your anti-Semitic judgements. The country’s leadership is evil.

Deal.

He raped kids and realized no consequences.

Give me a fucking break. He’s not going to face any justice for anything ever.

The US track record tells us so.

We think you’re apathetic, racist, unintelligent, gun toting, amoral, vile lunatics.

Amen.

Cringe meter, busted.

Obnoxious cunts.

Truth.

The fucking American idiots in Tampa at the @tblightningnhl.bsky.social vs. the Montreal Canadiens game are chanting ‘USA USA USA’

Of course the dumb fucks don’t know that 13 of their team is Canadian.

Stupid pricks.

Hey NHL can you start the broadcast after the Star Spangled Banner?

Thanks, as I prefer to watch the playoffs on a full stomach.

Hey @fifaclubworldcup.bsky.social fuck you for putting any games in fascist America.

I hope the stands are empty.

America is not a serious nation.

They’re nothing but a fucking punchline at this point.

Dumbest?

Probably.

Most racist, apathetic and corrupt?

Absolutely.

I wonder what Joe Rogan wants to be when he grows up.

My struggle.

Who has the moral high ground between a child rapist and a kid diddling organization?

One day is a Temu protest.

Get serious, America.

Quick.

Name all those that shot at a President prior to Trump.

Easy.

Now name the kid that was supposedly on the roof and took the shot.

You can’t.

He didn’t exist. All staged. The great con continues.

Nails it.

Hey Lutnick. Fuck you.

Not sorry.

Signed, Canada.