“President Eisenhower”

Seeing a fun inversion of the “the Pope seems progressive, but he’s pro-life” on the right with “the pope is anti-war” - yeah, guys, it’s still the Catholic Church. This is their whole deal.

JD Vance kills again!

Yo, Arcade Fire, we’re on the verge of a forever war in the Middle East and the markets lookin’ a little shaky. Why don’t you give us one of them old-fashioned late 2000s bangers?

Ok now we can pivot to the indopacific

From the President down, there are a lot of Americans who think our bases in Europe exist mainly to defend Europe. They have no comprehension how logistically crucial they are to our ability to support our forces elsewhere, wherever we choose to send them.

Beat army

I am ready for another season of Seattle Mariners baseball.

Exactly! He’s also very specifically an expert on the history of the U.S. and Iranian oil / diplomacy so he does, indeed, get the joke!!

Did he predict the tie tho

We love da movies

The Academy has been given a gift by being able to cut to Maya Rudolph

Singers guy looks like Josh Hartnet’s stunt double for Pearl Harbor

Ok redeemed

Singers was good but the co-winner better be…

Say what

They doubling down!! Who is this Burger King man and why does his burger taste so bad???

“Sorry we fucking sucked, we promise we better now” is a wild strategy BK

More like “The Girl Who Was in an Ugly Animated Short” am I right

Good cat.

This is a very explicable guy

I always remember my host family taking me to a restaurant where they insisted I try the margarita - which was rimmed with mayonnaise. I was 16.

Unfortunately, an extremely commanding display of defense and a PNW sports victory is exactly my thing

National Guard deployment in DC having no measurable impact on crime, report says The National Guard said troops’ presence has deterred petty crime and helps control crowds during the police department’s law enforcement efforts.

ICYMI: A report released Thursday by Democrats on the Senate Homeland Security Committee says the National Guard's deployment to Washington D.C. has had no measurable impact on crime reduction in the district. (from @svetashko.bsky.social)

The Real Reason ICE Agents Wear Masks Face-coverings may work less to protect federal agents from danger than to make it easier for them to do unconstitutional things.

No masks on cops. No masks on cops. No masks on cops. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

F1 as a best picture nom???? You mean “Fury Road” for divorced dads struggling with ED ????

National guard now loitering in Adams Morgan and Columbia Heights. What are we even doing here, man?