A bsky post in all caps: “[louder as if that will improve reception] the bluesky devs would be very upset by your jokes about vibe coding if they could load your posts. Below this the comments have NOT loaded 🤷🏻‍♀️

@brunodias.bsky.social your receipt, sir

Imagine making AI bird slop when bald eagles capture red tailed hawk chicks to eat and then their little brains decide to raise them already exist 🪶

Alex Call and Teoscar Hernández collide. Photo by Ezra Shaw

how can you not be romantic about baseball

Beatrice doznot lett tha raine git her down

this is my favorite video to show non computer people because you watch their eyes glaze over at the error rate graphs and then go wide when dude crouches down and puts his hands to his mouth

How a Janet Jackson song crashed laptops for 9 years In 2001, Microsoft support employees made a shocking discovery: Janet Jackson's hit, "Rhythm Nation," could cause laptops to crash. New details have now come to light showing what was done about it.

God I love stories like this.

'Rhythm Nation' used to crash hard drives.

Reposting for the night trans

I think a lot of 21st century business is going to involve people discovering that IP and branding just aren’t worth what they used to be after a couple decades of PE strip mining the goodwill from things like Newsweek and Pixar

Twenty twenty twenty-four hours to go,
I really hate this time loop.
Twenty twenty twenty-four hours to go,
I'm still in this time loop.
Twenty twenty twenty-four hours to go,
Help me stop this time loop.
Twenty twenty twenty-four hours to go,
How did I start this time loop?

"la baguette, icône trans?" sitting next to "celine dion: je téléphone à la police" in my head forever now

french tumblr post anonymous: "why is bread masculine but Baguette is feminine....... is the baguette transgender?" translatingpostsingrench: "i will let the community decide: baguette, a trans icon?" yes: 94.6% no: 5.4%

I'm still eternally thinking about this

Nothing hits like home bed because that’s where your divot is

This really is excellent. I had some particular thoughts on the part about why the valley types did what they did with NFTs.

I wonder if I can figure out what’s wrong with the Mets by using astrology

The Mets are ruled by a trickster god

Sky business

dr manhattan on mars panel 1: It is 2026. I am still watching NYC sports panel2: An eternity of nothingness yet filled with the constant bombardment of cosmic suckage particles panel 3: all we ever see of championships are their old photographs

made this for my buddy in NYC who somehow chose both the mets and jets to dedicate his life to

loving this new “hit the baseball” strategy

Donny: How he be posting? Is he alive? Check in on Donny's last post and what his status of being might be

donny.bobbby.online

man, fuck mcclatchy

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The Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals is out with a new (very bad) decision, and it's a doozy.

The Fifth Circuit says that Texas can require the Ten Commandments in classrooms. But somehow it gets worse.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

On the train into Manhattan, one of my young kids asked “why everyone loves AI, I see ads everywhere.”

And I said, “if everyone loved AI, would they advertise it this much? Or are they trying to convince you to love it?”

Which turned into a talk about things we love that we never see advertised.

this is a very dark accidental joke about foreign news priorities about Africa

oh my god

Because some comments make me think people missed the PSAs I do semi-regularly: if you were born before 1987, you should get a MMR booster now. The second childhood dose of MMR wasn't added until 1989, and folks who were older than 2 (the age for the 2nd) may not have gotten it.

birds: they will never email you. and that’s a promise.

That's awesome! Congrats. I have type 2 so a different beast; but having felt highs and low blood sugar, I know anything that simplifies treatment is rad. 👍🏼

Also- ‘fun’ fact: a UTI in elderly people will present like dementia as will unnoticed liver failure (ammonia levels).

So much heart and wisdom in the replies here.