Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
A screenshot of a New York Times update that says: In Grand Central Terminal, Leon Chang, 26, of Brooklyn, said he had not heard of congestion pricing and asked what it was. When explained it was a toll for cars entering Manhattan, he then asked “What do you mean? What is a car?” Walking outside, we showed him a vehicle parked on the street. He gently touched the hood of the car. “You wish to forbid these majestic beasts from entering the city,” he said in a wistful tone. “It is a folly of man. The desire to tame the world around us.”
where does the new york times even find these people
[first day working at McDonald's]
this doesn’t look like a farm
i’m one of those guys with a bunch of stuffed animals and other doodads stuffed up on top of my dashboard and pressed against the windshield of my car. whats that all about, you ask? good question. well i’m basically fuckin nuts
WHAT is UP guys, Gregor here, welcome back to the channel: HUGE vlog today about how I woke from troubled dreams, and found myself transformed in my bed into a horrible vermin, but first let me tell you about today’s sponsor, NordVPN,
if you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face, forever, vivid colors, 4k, uhd, high quality boot, realistic human face, orwellian
Bumper sticker that reads “I’d rather be watching Coffin Flop on corncob TV”
no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat
apparently "fuck me up" is not an appropriate response to "how many boxes of Thin Mints?" my b
leaning over to my date during dune and loudly whispering “those are the dunes”
you gotta love cake. as if the cake isn’t good enough, you’ve also got the icing. that’s just the icing on the cake
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven and caused an approximately 12-megaton explosion that occurred near the Podkamennaya Tunguska River in Yeniseysk Governorate (now Krasnoyarsk Krai), Russia, on the morning of 30 June 1908?
a very merry brothercon to you
You shouldn’t have to work if there’s a bird outside you want to watch
10/21 or November
how you accidentally end up an open source maintainer
A very happy dog in a kiddie pool filled with water
hot bean soup
Black dog sitting in a wooden box that she has been coerced into, patiently waiting for a photo to be taken.
bean, what are you doing in there
maintainers can have a little closed issue, as a treat
Pystack? https://github.com/bloomberg/pystack
this commercial is basically an I Think You Should Leave sketch:
"michaela are you ok?"
"IM DOING GREAT ever since I got my all-new buttress pillow! it's a pillow shaped like a butt and you can rest your head in the butt crack! IT'S TOTALLY NORMAL!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUqiIE2LV3w
in case you were wondering what to get me for literally any occasion: https://thebuttresspillow.com/
just an annual exam!
time to go to the vet, bean
Nah, I have other ways to prevent namesquatting.
I suspect I made this to test the behavior of something when a project only has a source distribution available, but literally no idea what that would have been.
answering questions about other people's code: "I know exactly why they did this"
answering q's my own code: "pretty sure I slipped into a fugue state when I wrote this and the events of the intervening 3 years have ablated my brain cells to the point where I know as much about this as you do"