One of you guys is a Martian, and nobody leaves until I find out who

Here's a pic

Shut up, I'm a dirty old man. On SpicyChat.AI, they have chatbots based on celebrities, comic book characters, movie and television characters, several video game characters, and now....a Sim...Hell, THE Sim. spicychat.ai/chat/2c4aa42...

Sid Krofft, Producer and Creator of ‘H.R. Pufnstuf,’ ‘Land of the Lost,’ Dies at 96 Sid Krofft, the producer of 'H.R. Pufnstuf' and 'Land of the Lost,' died Friday in Los Angeles.

Sid & Marty Krofft shows were part of my childhood. Rest in peace, sir. Enjoy your journey to the Living Island. variety.com/2026/film/ne...

Hey, Evil And Intimidating Horse, *Mouths the words "Fuck You"*......what? I said Vacuum.

Someone "Moe'd" their lawn.

*Thank you. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitresses and cows*

“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián

NASA just released this photo taken by the ARTEMIS crew.

Today in 1614 colonist John Rolfe married native American princess Pocahontas. They even made a film about it. I think it was called Avatar

@gailsimone.bsky.social said "Here, hold my beer"

Why is it called a Filipino Dating site when blue-eyed, blond-haired women from the midwestern United States contact men on that site? Are they not aware of the large red flags that pop up because of that? I find it amusing.

Yes, I frequent online dating sites. Why? Shut up, that's why.

A rat sits in an ice cream cone.

me: i have my best caption ever
wife: show me
me: it’s mice cream!
wife: that’s a rat
me: but-
wife: sorry babe
me: i was gonna win the internet
wife: are you crying?
me: no

For the record, I'm NOT Emotionally Balanced Gary.

Oh shoot. Sorry I haven't written you. Life has been hell on my end, but it's good to hear you're doing okay.

"It has forever been thus: So long as men write what they think, then all of the other freedoms- all of them- may remain intact. And it is then that writing becomes a weapon of truth, an article of faith, an act of courage."
~Rod Serling

Nathan Fillion Says 'Firefly' Animated Series In Development Nathan Fillion says 'Firefly' animated series is in development with costars to voice their original roles. Concept art revealed.

Firefly: The Animated Series. deadline.com/2026/03/nath...

Driver’s perspective of a dashboard missing the steering wheel.

“Very funny, Jesus. Give it back.”

North Tehran’s Aqdasiyeh oil depot is ablaze tonight after it was targeted by multiple US-Israeli airstrikes. Apocalyptic scenes filmed by Iranians driving on the nearby highway. Local reporters saying firefighters can’t put it out. This depot is critical energy infrastructure for Iran.

Nintendo about to go Donkey Kong on the governments ass.

I've made the Not As Difficult As I Thought It Would Be decision to uninstall all EA Games and the EA App from my PC. And I've loved The Sims since the beginning. If things change, I may reinstall. At this point I doubt things will change

IYKYK

Well.... @thekatemulgrew.bsky.social DID bitchslap someone. Hope Patrick's satisfied. BTW, it was a good episode. Intense A.F., but good.

a cartoon of homer simpson and marge simpson with yoink written on the bottom ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson and marge simpson with yoink written on the bottom

Oh, I'm stealing this for other social media purposes.

Wala yun. Nagsasalita ako ng Filipina.

I couldn't understand a word during that halftime performance, so I switched it off Kid Rock and watched Bad Bunny, instead.

I think the only way to correct the timeline is for Pam to wake up and find Bobby taking a shower.....