My commiserations. To Coventry etc etc

Relax? With the Boro playing a relegated team on minus points?!

I’m equally getting SheffWed winning and going onto 0points… but let’s go with the Swindon!

My ruined Covid-Christmas the other year… my only cravings for a fortnight; doner kebab and strawberry milkshake.
Do a Covid test?!

We demand to see the footage from no.10 as Ed realises he can change his mind there… it will have been carnage. Good.

Thatcher crying in the back of a car. It’s ok, she’s dead now.

Yep, we need the 2026 reboot of this…

Is he forensically not going to bother finding out the outcome of this too?

a cartoon character says my eyes the noggles do nothing .. ALT: a cartoon character says my eyes the noggles do nothing ..

It’s not particularly big, it’s not particularly clever… I laughed like a drain then, I still do…

Humans?

Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out
It seeps out, it seeps out
Face down, home town looks so grey
So grey, so grey

Convexed, you bend, twist and shout
And shout, and shout
Stand up, brush off, get moving
Get moving, get moving

What's that coming over the hill?
Is it a monster?
Is it a monster?

There should be a little website that just counts ‘days since Starmer has been furious etc etc’

a man in a leather jacket is standing in front of a building with a sign that says opening on it . ALT: a man in a leather jacket is standing in front of a building with a sign that says opening on it .

Can’t post any awful takes if you can’t post anything at all.
(Yes I know this is an awful take… but you can’t see it. And even if you could you couldn’t respond…) etc etc etc…

Challenge accepted etc

DJ Decking

Frankly intolerable. Tomorrow off in lieu obvs.

Really selling this vibecoded AI future for us all.

😳 Got your route to hospital planned?!

The one I got roped into applied for everything they could. Missed out on all the ones they spent time n effort really wanting. Then got ‘lucky’ with one scheme that turned into blind panic. Cue muggins (Cue more blind panic tbh)

I can vouch for this (not in a good way)

Tbf this is what I ordered for you in the Cantina… and he said “we’re not that type of bar” 😂

You could edit this ridiculousness into Kids In The Hall’s ‘Girl drink drunk’… and it’d work.

Was considering why a nearby block of flats were preferable to another… and part of it is they’ve got ‘grasscrete’ parking bays rather than just acres and acres of asphalt.
(Lots of other things could be improved obvs but just little things…)

Anything to wipe yesterday’s match from memory?

The run time of Airplane! is 87 minutes.
Case closed yr honour etc.

By residents who have been likened to one sandwich short of a picnic etc etc

I’m surprised… but whatever cheers you up in these troubled times x

Have you got a mirror to hand?

Democrats currently writing a really really disappointed in you letter.

*looks at bench…