It’s me pretending like I have the desire to cause full and utter chaos in that man’s life.

Happy Negro Soulstice to all who celebrate

Libra 👀

Nippy really paid her mortgage with Joy to the World.

Update: His texting behaviors are making me think he’s a Pisces so I might have to wrap it up by EOD.

Stay tuned!

Guys be honest, how hard is it to set up a balloon arch without fucking it up?!

What a time to be alive

We know how this will end in approximately 1-3 business days but it’s fun to pretend!

A man just quoted a line from Home Alone 2 and I might be in love?

A Jaguar II Christmas: The Orchestral Arrangements Victoria Monét · Album · 2024 · 8 songs

When two of your favorite types of music link up 🤝🏾

open.spotify.com/album/6WVNnq...

Buying books and reading books are 2 separate hobbies

A week into my annual deep clean and purge and idk how tf hoarders manage to keep things forever because baby the way it feels so therapeutic to toss everything in the trash…such a rush.

I need a Napa Valley or Phoenix with girlies in 2025. Like frfr

Not the only adult friend I’ve made in years being an Aquarius man. Also is kinda like looking in a mirror lol

Fucked around and went ice skating after leg day. Pray for me

Somehow I got “I’ve been working on the railroad” stuck in my head. So that’s where I’m at mentally this week lol

My brain is so cooked these days. Really don’t know how I’m managing to be productive at this point.

So Apple just thought it was cool to do a major redesign of the UX of a very commonly used app (photos) and didn’t think to do user testing? This shit is big trash

Okay, who is watching #LaterDaters?

Everything is expensive.

I think we need to be talking more about UHC’s CEO getting popped.

All the men in phone checking in to see I’m going to FF for the match. Love that they are paying attention, but also don’t ask me my whereabouts. Tysm

I love that “lore” has become a part of everyone’s lexicon these days

Diabolical

I fear I have opened the chaos portal

Today a man offered to take me Xmas tree shopping and when I tell you that really got my attention.

How the fuck did they score 2 in like 10 mins. #WHUARS

Aht aht that’s not your man don’t buy him a thing

dodger blue is it. I’m sure this goes off in LA