Funness in Ocean City, Maryland

Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.

He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.

Free tix! I’m so grateful that many of you have come from Threads to join me here, if UR in the San Jose area and can make my 7 PM show tonight, I’m going to giveaway one free pair of tickets. U have to be following me & U have to have commented on one of my posts. See U tonight! #californiatheatre

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.

Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

Maybe I will see a ton of bread/dough in 2026. Is that the foresight, @merriam-webster.com?

OK …
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No double dipping 🤓

Ten Kinds of Happiness Joyful words from around the world

The Danish word ‘hygge’ refers to “a cozy quality that makes a person feel content and comfortable.”

We hope this list of joyful words makes you feel hygge.
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Stop Using Anti-Dictionary Language Instead of: "She's so wordy!" "I work out to get toned." "Move your eyes to the sky." "That meeting was too long!" "Let's organize the files by date." Say: "Her vocabulary is an inspiration!" "I work out to get definition." "Look up." "Guess this meeting was the Unabridged Edition!" "Alphabetical order is the supreme method of organization!!

Let's be sensitive to our language choices this week!

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At my age, if I do not see a weird guy at the gym, I am the weird guy. Thank goodness I almost always see a weird/er guy.

Serendipitous

Astronaut Chris Hadfield said outer space smells like gunpowder and burnt steak.

Yankee Candle, your newest seasonal scent has arrived.

America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.

‘Vacant’ means open or free.

‘Vacation’ means freedom from work.

Ok, time for a break.

Amazing stat. Anyone know a native Antarctican?

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

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grawlix | noun | a series of typographical symbols (such as $#!) used in text as a replacement for profanity

The image is an X post by Rep. Ted Lieu (@RepTedLieu ) from 3 hours ago, with the caption "Hmmm... weird." The post includes a meme with three panels. The first panel, labeled "Republicans when they have to vote on the Epstein files," shows an empty hallway with an American flag. The second panel, labeled "Republicans when there's a government shutdown," shows an empty conference room. The third panel, labeled "Republicans when it's time to cut taxes for billionaires," shows a group of people clapping and cheering.

Rep. Ted Lieu is so good at this.

Happy October Saturday peeping, y’all.

What kind of wood? Some mesquite or maple might improve the taste. 😂

Happy season final day. @mlb.com

My Bluebaru is so old now.

I found the spirits of 76.

Taylor Swift needs to move her Eras tour off it to make a strong statement.

Sunset last night in Oceanside, California 😎

The thing that I have wanted the most for the last 15 years would be that the USA would do something (anything) to stop all the senseless violence. No one deserves to live or die like this.

Redding has a gorgeous downtown. And seems to be a fantastic area.

Redding, CA downtown street art wall mural.