Only the finest in dining for the wife’s birthday

Anyone else catch Hovland’s shirt at the US Open today? 🤔

I have some news to share: the new usedtobeapizzahut.com site is live. Complete with merch, a new way to submit UTBAPHs, and the same old awful red color! Come visit!

@utba.ph behold, the Pizza Hut has ascended to its final form in Columbia, MD: a Neapolitan-style pizzeria

This is perfect

To celebrate @utba.ph's arrival on Bluesky: Yoyo Saki, Japanese restaurant in McComb, Mississippi

@utba.ph Thai Village in Anchorage, Alaska 👍

I think not.

Not sure if I mentioned this, but it is fantastic DESPITE my appearance. Really really well done. I can't find the filmmakers on here to tag them but Rose Tucker and Matt Salleh of Urtext Films are amazingly talented people.

Slice of Life: The American Dream. In Former Pizza Huts. (2024) ⭐ 7.4 | Documentary 1h 23m

Exclusive update for my bsky people (both of you, so far!): There's a movie about old Pizza Huts! And I am in it. Still looking for distribution, but keep an eye out for Slice of Life: The American Dream. In Former Pizza Huts. Hopefully coming to wide distribution soon.

www.imdb.com/title/tt3311...

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