guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

Jimmy the frog stands holding a tiny easel and paintbrush next to a canvas several times larger than his body with ten small flies painted on it. Heathcliff looks on appreciatively, and Iggy says "It's Jimmy's latest work, 'Ten Flies'."

Colombian President Gustavo Petro's full post ordering an increase of import tariffs on U.S. goods, says he doesn't really like traveling to the U.S. because it's “a bit boring” and invokes the ancestors

Tweet from furby Hancock: Waiter: so how is everything? Me: great! Waiter: (disgusted) even war?

being on bluesky

balatro you’ll always be game of the year to me

Heathcliff and a dog catcher are in a hot air balloon with DOG CATCHER emblazoned on its side. They float above three pugs running away from them. The dog catcher looks down at the pugs and says "We need a faster vehicle."

Art teacher TO CLASS: REMEMBER CLASS ANYTHING CAN BE ART EXCEPT WHAT BORBY DREW TODAY BOBBY DREW PICTURE OF GOKU MAKING LOVE TO SPIDERMAN *PICTURE OF GOKU MAKING LOVE TO SPIDDERMAN* BOBBY HAS CREATED THE OPPOSITE OF ART

The Scroll of Truth meme - an exploitable image series based on a web comic by artist Tate Parker, in which an explorer discovers a scroll that provides various unpleasant or unsettling truths, causing him to angrily toss the parchment away. In this adaption the text reads "I've finally found it... after all these years - THE SCROLL OF TRUTH!: 'efficient public transportation is more important than electric cars'...NYEHHH!" - as the character throws the scroll away on reading the unwanted information

#fossilheads

President Sears from MGS prepares to pardon a turkey, he then looks down at it and starts licking his lips and sweating

when the feral big boss genes kick in

Grandpa Nutmeg, Iggy, and Heathcliff are on a couch in front of a TV, all fast asleep. Grandma Nutmeg is watching them affectionately and says "My boys."

29 Nov 2024

A plumber wearing a pilgrim outfit complete with buckle hat is working on a sink, his pants down and showing his buttcrack. Heathcliff, Grandma Nutmeg, and Iggy look at him with blank expressions. Iggy says "This is the pilgrim plumber's busy season."

26 Nov 2024

Heathcliff sits on a horse wearing an old-fashioned fox hunting uniform and blowing on a horn. A group of yams with faces and legs run away from him, chattering "Yam" to each other. Two birds watch, and one of them says "It's the traditional yam hunt."

25 Nov 2024

For the Falcon event this month my Mom is answering questions submitted by Falcons. We just recorded it and I'm so incredibly proud of her. It's something so out of her comfort but she was engaging and fearless in her emotional honesty. She's remarkable and I love her so much.

Almost exactly 3 years ago I started making a weirdo card game on my laptop because I had a few weeks of vacation to burn and thought it'd be a fun little project for me and my friends

No idea how to describe just how absurd this all feels

JIMMY ALERT

Jimmy the frog and Heathcliff are standing in beekeeper costumes in front of what looks like a bee habitat, surrounded by swarms of little bugs. Two birds watch from a tree, and one of them comments "You don't see many fly keepers."

20 Sep 2024

We are so back

Photograph of game creator Hideo Kojima. He’s wearing stylish sunglasses at night. Director of Death Stranding, Metal Gear Solid, Snatcher. #gaming #videogames

Hideo Kojima back shot.

Hideo Kojima in a bright sci-fi styled hallway mid-dancing pose with his company mascot, Ludens behind him.

Close-up of Hideo Kojima at night, wearing sunglasses.

Photographs I took of game creator, Hideo Kojima.

Me on this app trying to re-find everyone I've ever known and loved

Crazy crazy day, so many messages of love and support from amazing people I have had the pleasure to meet these past couple years. In total disbelief

Balatro Game Awards nominations for:
Best Mobile Game
Best Independent Game
Best Debut Indie
Best Game Direction, AND
Game of the Year

Thank you for getting Balatro the love it deserves. Any game that pushes the needle forward or redefines a genre deserves GOTY.

Can’t believe they all still think Wheel of Fortune has 1 in 4 odds

BALATRO SUPREMACY. CONGRATS @localthunk.bsky.social

Swamp Thing standing in a swamp full of Spanish moss

SPANISH MOSS SWAMP THING

NBC News confirms: Pete Hegseth paid a woman an undisclosed amount after she accused him of sexual assault.

Hegseth's attorney says Hegseth paid the woman in 2023 but maintains the woman lied. @MSNBC

bird sounds

Hearhcliff is walking down a suburban sidewalk with a pair of glasses on. Two birds in a birdbath look at him- one of them is saying "Don't be fooled. His vision is fine."

16 Nov 2024

15 Nov 2024