NUEVA YOL

It's GAGA day. 🤩 #mayhemball

Score at halftime:

Bad Bunny 31
Seahawks 9
Patriots 0

Here's some unsolicited noods for you.

Yes, definitely great

I can't look at him. 🤣

Whore

Fuck the Dodgers.

I'm married soooo I can just ask

"I just took a colonoscopy drink and its running through me like a Japanese bullet train" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #SNL

I joined the 40s club today. 🤌

There's some really weird noises in Denver tonight. 🤔

Rooftop bar tonight in Denver.

Hahahahahaha
#fuckthemets

Phillies fan just up like Karen who stole kid’s home run ball

lol

I would rather rip my chest hair out one by one before waiting for jury selection again. Fucking horrible.

Realized I have jury selection at 8am like a half hour ago. Glad I looked at my calendar but also FML so hard. Send some vibes so they don't pick my gay wook ass.

DURANTULA

Holy shit whaaaat

To the person who just yelled "SHUT THE FUCK UP" to some chompers, you are my hero.

Chub-city USA up in this bitch. Holy crap. 🤯
#pinecreeklodge #thediscobiscuits

Pine Creek stream has me like:

So I'm in the market for a car. Went for a test drive this week and what do you know, my salesman is the guy that did the art for this tour (and their first album). 🤷 #tDB #30thanniversarytour #discobiscuits

How many fuzzies are you, Becky?

🚨 DURANTULA TIME 🚨🕷

THE DURANTULA 🙌

Jesus

Fuck the Mets

In this economy? **clutches pearls**

The red ones are the best!