Hoping for the day when I stop being the first exposure someone has to the idea that a.i. is shit.

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!

Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!

I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

We've been waiting for this project for over a year.

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One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them.

The graves of multiple children have been defaced.

One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.

Canadian doctors obeying a U.S. executive order that doesn’t even apply to Canada is deeply offensive to both trans people and to Canadian legal sovereignty.

I am looking for environmental artists, particularly people with a strong background in concept work for interior locations

Atmospheric/ Liminal vibes appreciated

You can apply by dropping your art in the replies, or send your portfolio to:

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Humans only. no ai.

Articles about Jared Kushner's diplomatic role with Iran that mention Kushner has received billions from the Saudi government (2/28-4/19):

NYT: 5 of 58
WashPost: 1 of 43
WSJ: 0 of 40
AP: 0 of 26
CNN Wire: 0 of 18
NY Post: 0 of 17
Chicago Tribune: 0 of 4
LA Times: 0 of 4
Boston Globe: 0 of 2

A painting of the skeletal system of a hot dog. Which is a spine with a human skull on either end for the frankfurter, and that is free-floating within another spine with ribs creating the structure of the bun. Obviously the condiments don't have bones and are not depicted. The bones are bone colored and the background is shades of black with some radiating blue lines coming off the subject so you can better see where it is. It's shot resting on a cutting mat and there's a paintbrush laying on top of it because I made it with paintbrushes and not some AI garbage. So not as low effort as it could have been I guess. 12x9, acrylic on paper.

A woman in a voluminous, deep, dark blue dress, with her blond hair piled atop her head in braids holding a young white goat in her arms. The background is greenish white tile. Her eyes are deeply set and blackened and she’s conspicuously bleeding from her mouth. Based on a shot from s2 of Severance.

An acrylic painting on panel of a Chicago-Style Scorpion: A Chicago-style hot dog with everything, plus the legs, pincers and tail of a scorpion. Framed in a wide, gold-colored wooden frame.

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With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

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A drawing of the artist walking around with a silly smile, while a carabiner holding keys, connected to her pants, is making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sound. Above her is a thought bubble with a robot bearing the caption "Lesbotron 3000", also making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sounds.

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Traders placed over $1bn in perfectly timed bets on the Iran war. What is going on? Suspicious wagers on the US-Israel war in Iran are creating huge windfalls and raising concerns among lawmakers

It’s incredibly suspicious that every time Trump is about to make an announcement about the Iran war, there are perfectly timed bets and futures trading.

This needs to be investigated immediately — anyone insider trading must be held accountable.

the secret IS the semi-employed forum goblins

Some men experience the riches of the earth only to be blind to their own wealth

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Elon Musk grilled by senator over X Money plans Skepticism is surrounding X Money.

If Elon Musk’s track record operating X is any indication of how he’ll operate X Money, consumers, our national security, and the stability of the financial system may be at risk. I’m pushing for answers.

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

The bit about him complaining that the FBI merchandise "wasn't intimidating enough" is perfectly in line with the tacticool, edgy 13 year old playing too much Call of Duty mindset of these jackasses in charge.

Big-city politicians are starting to worry about the World Cup A long-planned spectacle collides with the messy domestic politics and global instability of the present.

The World Cup is quietly in chaos, and the first game is less than two months away. Across U.S. host cities, officials are confronting problems ranging from funding gaps and labor strife to security concerns and spiraling costs. Our story (w/ @ryrivard.bsky.social): www.politico.com/news/2026/04...

Beginning to think that the Trump presidential library, like TrumpCoin, or in an earlier era, his hotels, is just a useful front for processing bribes to the President.

Two panels of a zine. Panel One: First caption reads: "When you see the Trump regime do horrible things, do you ever yell..." Then you see a drawing of a frustrated/angry person throwing up their hands and yelling "SHUT IT ALL DOWN!" Second caption reads: "Me too!" Panel Two: Text: That's why you and I are joining MAY DAY STRONG! Image is a photo of people at a demonstration raising their fists, which have been outlined with heavy white line with power sparks coming off of them. Above that image is the Rosie the Riveter word balloon reading "We Can Do It!" Beneath that are the words: "On May 1, 2026!"

working on a little something...

Love how this story shows the power of social media influencers and large news orgs coming together to hold power to account. Both can play a key role when they embrace each other’s strengths.

Fight or Flight (2025) - Started this one almost exactly a year ago. Still really happy with how it came out.

photo of a hand holding a small sticker sheet that is all black except for cat shapes with eyes

void sticker sheet

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I've read only a couple of things of his. Readable. Not a weirdo like Heinlein or anything.

Browsing this company's website and the only way I can describe what I'm seeing is imagine a school shooter was a management consultant

Booker is complaining about people who didn’t support Harris enough just because they disagree on 10% of the issues (the issues includes genocide and the mass murder of children). Ironically, Booker’s long support for Israel’s apartheid government is in disagreement with about 90% of Dem voters

Reading the book might help. I think I followed the movie fairly well because... well I knew a lot of *those* guys.

Is Danhausen at WrestleMania?