Sounds like he’s planning a rave to end all raves

Nite mate; feel the same having woke up at half six this morning

Half of it is downhill 🤷‍♂️

Cycle?

Was it the shop open or the pies?

Good morning everyone

Now that looks a mighty decent pint - so much so that I can’t bring myself to use that gnat’s piss emoji after it 👍

Our 12-panel array (already there when we bought the house) feeds in direct but our FIT payment cancels out the leccy bill.
In addition we have 4 panels just heating water so no need for immersion or gas heating.

Well I’m sort of present in a “sitting in a tin box in a field” sort of way but I’ve not been called correct for a long time 🤷‍♂️

Goodnight then Skylarks, whether you’re sat in strange railway stations or contemplating regional pork products, have a good one.
Tomorrow I shall resume my hunt for a tank full of diesel to go away for Easter…

Cumberland sausage - Wikipedia

They are about an inch thick with coarsely chopped meat and look like little fire-hoses.
Ask for a five or six inch length for a single portion and enjoy!
Follow this wiki and you’ll understand why Cumbria is also home of gingerbread and sticky toffee pudding

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cumberl...

That’s taking “wonder what they look like undressed” to a whole new dimension

A little tale: you may know real Cumberland is made in coils not links. I worked in a supermarket for a short while, when some people wanted Cumberland they never knew how much to buy so I always suggested number of diners x portion = length to buy

I love Cumberland sossidge too; it’s a hard choice between peppery spice or herby 🤷‍♂️
For the full experience try it with peas and carrots served in a large Yorkshire pudding

One of my favourite comfort dinners

Cry a bit. Mooch around a lot…

That’s why you’re grumpy - withdrawal symptoms and ‘foreign’ air

If your luck’s in you’ll get scraped up by an ambulance although you may not end up where you hope

If you read it again DO NOT deviate from the text ‘cos sure as heck your audience will remember

Oh dear, I have been relegated to the First Circle - better up my game somewhat

It certainly looks a magnificent colour 😋

Dur… 🙄

That’ll teach ya! Looks worth the effort though.
#SufferForYourArt

So lovely and calm

The new Arnold Clover — and a chance to win an advance copy Arnold Clover is back in his fourth Venetian adventure… this time with a new companion, an inquisitive dachshund by the name of Bruno. A bit of history, a bit of mystery, a lot of the extraor…

The new Arnold Clover — and a chance to win an advance copy davidhewson.com/the-new-arno...

A well-deserved honour though

We don’t know what you mean 🤷‍♂️

Oh go on…

I got into conversation with someone in the village when the local chippie caught fire (she lived opposite). Short story, OH and I were invited to her wedding

I had cereal for breakfast so got a bit peckish