Yup. Purchased this morning.

US National Parks Pass, which traditionally has a picture of a feature of a park or a nature photo taken inside one of the parks, this year features a portrait of George Washington and Donald Trump trying to appear human.

Oh good, my annual National Parks pass came in the mail. I can't wait to see what beautiful nature photo they used this year.

TIL that Picante sauce can go bad. OTOH - free penicillin -
so it's kind of a six/half dozen situation.

Roman soldiers outside of Jesus's empty tomb. Circa 33 AD., coloured.

Moon shrouded in clouds with tree branches in the lower right hand corner

April's Fool Moon

I had so many Polish-American friends in college and not a single one of them ever told me about Dyngus Day aka Wet Monday?

Is this their version of being invited to the cookout and I didn't make the cut?

I do not want your opinion on rap or hip-hop if you don't even know what industry rule number 4080 is.

People asked a lot of questions today that were indirectly answered by my t-shirt.

A group of older white men co-presenting together is called an interruption.

If I know the Democrats - and I think I do - they will figure out a way to make the job harder.

He should! But just tell him. A moment of awkward in exchange for so many more pleasurable moments afterwards.

Making your enemy uncomfortably gassy?

A durian. So smelly your enemies will beg to surrender to you.

Don't forget to put a sticker on your car for it

Gillenwater v. Home Depot Inc., No. 20-CV-10338-DJC, 2022 WL 17363508, at *6 (D. Mass. Dec. 1, 2022) (coworker's habit of calling plaintiff "p diddy," years prior to Sean Combs' indictment on sex crimes charges, insufficient to establish hostile working environment).

Citation is an art form.

One of the attorneys in another department brought her daughter down the hall to meet me because she "didn't know boys could be attorneys."

Beginning to think the White Lotus theme composer listened to the intro to Watermelon Man by Herbie Hancock a lot.

I usually tune out the people yelling and fighting down on the street below the office but this guy chanting "everything in America is broken! Stop going to work, it's bullshit!" for the last ten minutes is making some solid points.

Incredibly good looking man with self-inflicted blue ink stains on his pink shirt.

God gives her toughest ink stains to the shirts of her strongest soldiers.

*of. "20 years or marriage" sounds like a weird incel sentencing guideline

Me: I had a dream that I booked the wrong flight and they had no more delta one seats left. Then I wandered around the plane and ran into my HS prom date (platonic) and we started kissing.

Lady Bear: YOU PUT ME IN COACH?

And that's on being a few weeks away from 20 years or marriage.

🤯

In case you were curious this woman I worked with 18 years ago just paid her kid's tutor, bought some Girl Scout cookies and doesn't know her Venmo is set to public.

Most of my humor is self-deprecating but this morning I punched down on the most irritating person in the office to his subordinate and it made her day.

I regret nothing.

Screenshot of health app showing 150,984 steps walked

I am pretty sure that I did not actually walk 150k steps today Apple.

So I still have time for my first tattoo!?!

Amazingly her balance is better now than it was 15 years ago!

My mom lives in a community that I could move into in two years but that's not mentally acceptable. To me.

Someone just referred to a 63-year old as a senior citizen and even though I'm still (barely) in my early 50s I found this quite disturbing.

Pole =