a young boy standing in front of a door looking at the camera Alt: The "I want my two dollars" kid from the movie "Better Off Dead".

Didn't ask for a dime.

Back atcha, my friend.

One of my dearest friends, whom I've known for over 30 years and love very much, is someone I have never met IRL. Very very possible!

5 dingers in the first 8 games? Kid's on pace to hit 101 HRs in his rookie season. 👀

A charming cartoon by Nathan W. Pyle (who also draws the "Strange Planet" series). It has four panes in vertical order: Top: A woman in a one-piece swimsuit and a pony tail stands on the beach pointing at the dorsal fin of a shark. There is no dialogue. Second: The shark is partly out of the water accusing the woman of the pointing. Shark says, "EXCUSE ME. How does it feel when I point at you?" The woman responds, "Surprising? I just didn't know you --" Third: Shark says, "There's A LOT you don't know about me." Woman says, "Do... you like comedies?" Final: Shark and woman are in a movie theater each with buckets of popcorn clearly laughing at a comedy. Not in the cartoon, but you just never know where you'll find a friend!

This made me think of you, @bruceshark.bsky.social!

Groundhog Day

That. Was. Incredible!!

Ughhhh. Be safe!

That’s not unique to Netflix; ESPN (I think) does it, too.

I can’t decide if I like it or hate it.

Because Cleveland sports.

Blob bless America?

You’re trying too hard, Netflix.

I didn’t watch basketball until 2015 because of this. I was that mad, that absolutely crushed.

I didn’t watch basketball until 2015 because of this. Any my mother absolutely fucking loved Jordan. She’s 82 and has dementia and would probably still love this. And I still take that personally, lol!

That is love, man!

Well, I picked OSU because I’m an idiot. So blame us both.

Love y’all. Slainte!

This is the weirdest confluence of social media follows in my world possibly ever.

He is absolutely just stunning!!

Our old girl used to carry sock balls around our apartment as if they were actual balls. She occasionally tried to bury them in her dog bed. 😂

I haven’t lived in Akron in almost 30 years, but I don’t doubt you, but I live in NYC now, so am very spoiled, lol!

Work friend and I were literally talking about this movie and Peter O’Toole on Friday.

And would you rather be from Crimetown USA or the modern moniker of my nearby hometown: Crackron (and/or Smackron)?

@airsabu.bsky.social LOVES this stuff! I ... am not a fan, despite loving grapefruit.

Hmm. I wonder what it'd be like if I put sweetener in it. Will have to try next time I'm at EPCOT, lol!

The predictably is what makes it perfect!

That drives me bananas.

Related: if every stall in the bathroom is empty, YOU DO NOT NEED TO S(H)IT NEXT TO ME!

This is the kind of “leader” that historically views “glory and honor” as the amount of casualties racked up.

Absolutely unfit to lead a drunken conga line, let alone this nation.

The thing I miss most about drinking: Manhattans.

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

The side-eye on that dog is EPIC

The cover of my laptop. It has five stickers, but the most important is the one in the center that says “is he dead yet?” No one even needs to ask who. We just wait for the eventual posthumous celebration.

For your viewing pleasure, lol: