Extended Orioles’ farm system? I imagine we’d just call him up

Facebook's Threads is so depressing Like a $19 turkey sandwich at an airport

I wrote about what makes Threads so depressing

I need to the ability schedule skeets. How the fuck am I supposed to routinely wish everyone a Happy Jobs Report Day to those who celebrate?????

Not even that! There are just people from my IG who do not know what I do anymore so they are just in for a rude awakening

Threads is so IRL-focused. Those folks do not need to see some of my posts

It’s Jobs Week

Only a 7??? Getting ripped off here

she exceed on my limit til i skeet

Orioles said gay rights!

Anyways, stream The Good Witch by Maisie Peters

Genuinely the worst business decision I have ever seen a website make since tumblr got rid of porn

God bless Bluesky

I came, I saw, I slayed 😮‍💨

Skill issue

I was wearing a jacket yesterday too

Something you should get good at

It’s time for 3:45 hot chocolate on the second day of summer in DC

I cannot believe it but Ferrari actually deployed great strategy today

It’s race day!

I was born to skeet

Skeet (Skeet)
Skrt (Skeet)
Skeet (Skrt)
Skrt (Skrt)
Roll up (Skeet)
Drop that (Skeet)
Skrt that (Skeet)
Pop that (Skeet)
Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy

Ladies, gentlemen, and non-binary friends… we’re so back