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Rep. Robert Garcia: "Unfortunately, I have to announce that Democratic members will not participating. This roundtable is not a real hearing. It's set up to appear like one. We should be clear about why that's happening. Last week, Pam Bondi skipped a legally required deposition ... "

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Taxpayers’ Tab for Donald Trump’s Golf Habit Crosses $100 Million This is Trump's 56th visit to his course in West Palm Beach and 110th golf day in just over 14 months in office, keeping him on track to spend $300 million on golf.

Do you see why we don’t give a shit that you “donate” your $400,000 salary?

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Screenshot of a tweet by Leading Report (@LeadingReport) briefly noting that the BBC is alleging the Trump administration may be engaging in insider trading. No image or video is embedded.

Screenshot of a tweet by Leading Report (@LeadingReport) briefly noting that the BBC is alleging the Trump administration may be engaging in insider trading. No image or video is embedded.

Ya think?

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This Isn't Trading. It's Theft from Your Retirement. Someone keeps making perfectly-timed bets right before the President speaks. The victims are your pension, your 401(k), and the country I took an oath to defend.

Fifteen minutes before the President announced he was pausing strikes on Iran, somebody moved $500 million in oil futures. Somebody knew. Somebody told them. Or somebody is them.
New piece ↓
open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

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as unlikely as it may seem, somehow the Shitwit Brigade of Witkoff, Kushner and Couchfuck McGee were actually making headway — but then Preznit Fuckwit started posting once again about how he was going to bomb the shit out of Iran if they didn’t dance to his tune, at which point the Iranian negotiating team was all ‘why the fuck are we even talking to you?’

as unlikely as it may seem, somehow the Shitwit Brigade of Witkoff, Kushner and Couchfuck McGee were actually making headway — but then Preznit Fuckwit started posting once again about how he was going to bomb the shit out of Iran if they didn’t dance to his tune, at which point the Iranian negotiating team was all ‘why the fuck are we even talking to you?’

so, Donny's ace team of parking lot negotiators were actually close to a deal with Iran, when Donny blew it all up by tweeting infantile threats. awesome job, you fucking idiot. take a victory lap. I mock all that shit in today's post. thank you for your attention to it. link is here: bit.ly/3QkGa5v

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I asked Kevin Warsh where his secret $100 million was invested.
I asked Kevin Warsh where his secret $100 million was invested. YouTube video by Senator Elizabeth Warren

I asked Kevin Warsh whether his secret $100 million was invested in any companies affiliated with the Trump family, Chinese-controlled companies, or financing vehicles set up by Jeffrey Epstein.

He refused to answer.

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Just when I thought things couldn't get any more screwed up....Tyrannosaurus Rex trees.

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“Yet they wonder why other cicadas never want to make plans with them.”

Ingrid Wilmot, Cactus Pruner

“Yet they wonder why other cicadas never want to make plans with them.” Ingrid Wilmot, Cactus Pruner

Straggler Cicadas To Appear https://theonion.com/straggler-cicadas-to-appear/

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All of the above.

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This guy was installed by president trump

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Trump has been manipulating the Stock market for personal gain for 15 months.
Ist tariffs, now war.
I want the next Congress to skewer his ass. Take every dime he and his asshole kids have stolen from us.
The Hague will be very busy.

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When someone explains something to you for the seventh time and you still don't understand.

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We ain’t gonna see shit.

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Man Removing Raccoon Genitals On Highway Pauses To Reflect On How Strange His Relatives Are  -  satire -  [Below the headline is a portrait of RFK Jr. looking toward the camera with a stoic, serious expression. To the right of his face, white italicized text reads: "Why Can't They Just Be Normal Like Me?"]

Man Removing Raccoon Genitals On Highway Pauses To Reflect On How Strange His Relatives Are - satire - [Below the headline is a portrait of RFK Jr. looking toward the camera with a stoic, serious expression. To the right of his face, white italicized text reads: "Why Can't They Just Be Normal Like Me?"]

#satire #rfkjr

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Governor Tim Walz — "We are sick of this. A weak, reckless, Idiotic president just threw us into a war nobody asked for. No threat existed. No objectives were set. No exit plan exists. This is pure fascism." #cdnpoli

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I don’t know what happened, but I bet this eagle is about to speak with a manager…

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a picture taken from the backseat of a car. the driver has his hands casually atop the steering wheel, and a golden retriever is contentedly curled up on the center console, looking back at you with his tongue hanging out of the side of his mouth.

This is Hank. He will be joining you on your ride-share trip today. Because if he's not there, it's just a ride. 13/10 (FB: Franco P DiMarco)

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