i feel like everyone of a certain age has brain poisoning from that wonka meme

A SKELITON AT THERE COMPUTER " CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT LOOK UP MORE COOL SHIT WHEN THE INTERNET STILL WORKED" ,,, THE FUNNYEST THING ABOUT A SOCIETY IN DECLINE IS YOU DONT REALLY EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN TO YOU AND WHEN IT DOES IT FEEL'S LIKE A PERSONAL OFFENSE, WE WATCHED COMPUTERS AND NET GET BETTER AND BETTER FOR SO MANY YEARS THAT IT SEEMED OBVIOUS IT WOULD CONTINUE, WHY WOULD THINGS GET BAD ON PURPOSE, HOW CAN YOU MAKE MORE MONEY WITH WORSE PRODUCT'S , WELL THEY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT , THEY SOLD OUR COMMUNITYS AND RESOURCES UP THE DAMB RIVER TO MAKE A FEW MORE TRILLION'S, AND WHAT CAN THEY EVEN BUY WITH IT, OBVIOUSLY NOT THE ABILITY TO ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE IN PEACE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BBUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND ADDING CUSS WORD'S TO MY GOGGLE SEARCHES SO THEY DONT SHOW ME AI SHIT !!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

WHAT NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN

I have many things to do right now so naturally I'm sitting around wondering if birds that fly while sleeping ever collide with each other

A SKELETEN WITH A SWORD "LANDLORDS ARENT REAL, DO NOT OBEY IN ADVANCE!!! JUST PUT YOUR SWORDS UNDER YOUR MATTRESS, AND DONT SIT ON THE BED, IT MAKES THE SWORDS CLANK TOGETHER, NO SWORDS IN HERE JUST MY OLD RUSTY BED THAT SOUNDS THAT WAY " - IF THERE WAS A SPECIAL KIND OF GUY WHO BOUGHT UP ALL THE FOOD AND RESOLD IT AT A MASSIVE PROFIT TO PEOPLE WHO COULDNT GET IN EARLY TO BUY THE FOOD WE WOULDNT SAY "THATS A FOOD LORD" WE WOULD DO SOMETHING ELSE TO THAT GUY, CAN'T SAY WHAT WE WOULD DO TO HIM, GOTTA RESPECT TERMS OF SERVICE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NO LAND NO LORDS - dashare.zone ADMIN

one of the most complicated ways my body is currently betraying me is that it is giving me maternal feelings toward the buns in this bakery

last night I found out that you can never be inside a rainbow and it was a little upsetting

boy kibble vs goop for the girls gays and theys

my dad was so adamant that the cover of my book should be a closeup photo of my face, for the good of my brand. it was so dadly

if you hurt a girl god help me I will grow new teeth just to bite you with

good reminder to change your signal notification settings

don't you hate it when you frown so hard that your mouth catches fire and falls to the ground

for every 2.5 seconds bluesky is down a horny middle-aged man that refers to himself as a "shitposter" takes his own life

somehow people still ask me what my deal is even though I maintain two websites meticulously exploring what my deal is

I'm the least cool person at LA zine fest

picture of a smiling star wearing a nightcap the text reads “the getting ready for bedtime star. put this star in your post when you’re feeling sleepy, so that your buddies know you’re gonna head to bed soon”

next on mythbusters: is anyone else still alive? please

the outfit I'm wearing is really inconducive to peeing. why have I done this. I love peeing

my new avatar is lace, the ghostiest of textiles

the US government poisoned bootleg liquor with methanol in 1926-1933, killing around 10,000 people, to dissuade home distilling. a hundred years later, people still claim that home distilling will blind or kill you, and that the US government protects you from this fate. propaganda is amazing

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want to play katamari while tears fall out of my face and a tiny man rolls them into a ball on the floor

Vanessa the frog

Vanessa the frog

*in a low horrid voice* do you like my sundress? let's go on a picnic

crafters knit to fight hunger

they should try eating

get him to approach you: wear a suit of mirrors. he may mistake the beam of light you create for an entrance into a rewarding afterlife lmao

can someone please affix a single donut to a brick and throw it through my bedroom window. come on take some initiative

who drink arnorl palmer

I have desperately wanted this shirt for a decade and never found the original retailer. Only crude knockoffs which I do not want

WOW, what is this kim k game teaching young people??? I'll stick to good, wholesome games where the objective is to murder everyone, thanks

two people just told me their dads are named steve. so is mine. guess what: dads aren't real either

next on mythbusters: is the liquid dripping from our ears toxic? is it even organic? how is it making that noise? when will it stop