a man is holding a microphone in front of a blue curtain and talking into it . ALT: a man is holding a microphone in front of a blue curtain and talking into it .

No one’s called it, so I’m doing it.

Orrrrrrr…you could go to a library at look at primary sources and not be a vapid dolt.

Everytime South Korea jails a president or internet dum dum…

a man with long hair and a beard is holding his head in pain . ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is holding his head in pain .

One does not simply “explain” Waffle House.

Happiest day I’ve had in years was when my 13-year old son said, “Can WE butter baste a steak?” CAN WE?!? Get my cast iron, boy…

Heels went out in the 1st round...I get it. Hurt people, hurt people.

Now I am became Death, the destroyer of worlds…

Me watching Rodriguez rob Judge of a HR to center.

Let FIFA never live the Peace Prize down.

Once again…

Cannot believe that an Italian baseball team is the breakout star of this thing…

Love…this…team

Initiating new round of “the European mind could never…”

Bullshit.

@edsbs.bsky.social I was at an end of the season kid sport party and forced into small talk with other dads when a guy started talking about F1. I just looked at him and said, “Terry Boatass”, he pointed back and joyously yelled, “Fullcast!” Dudes finding dudes.

There is no breaker, only Zuul.

I’ve rerun this four times. Can’t stop laughing…ahahahahahaha. I don’t care if the Falcons win, they’ve already lost.

JFC...this chuckle-fuck is the biggest baby in the history of the world.

Your reminder that Tom Cotton(R-Shitheel) is a bobble-throated slapdick.

And he sucks.

No one should watch this sober. These teams are only viewable from the bottom of a highball glass.

Do these gestapo wannabes not understand how many snake bites happen in NC? Going into the woods is just asking to be a copperhead pin cushion.

There's four boys out here playing an improvised game where they're trying to keep an empty chip bag in the air by batting it around. They are legit yelling tips to each other and critiquing each other's "style" of play. #dudesbeingdudes

Years of watching heist movies(all the Ocean’s, all the Now You See Me’s) and they just got a ladder and did it?!?

I love America, but there are times when I FUCKING love this country.

In a football season like this, you continue to give Tar Heels hope. The Lord’s work, sir…

Sir, next year…we will confound the minds of the Irish with “What is a Tar Heel?” “Why is the mascot a Ram?” and “Why is a Hall of Fame NFL coach getting pistol-whipped by a Horned Frog…again?”

Layered and proper flakey, sir. No one can steal the joy of a well made biscuit.

Hot Fuzz and The Nice Guys?!? LFG! #GDTBATH